this dude is currently $40k in debt as the outcome of doing the new viral Chase money glitch 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/aHZJMCkR7H
— ryan 🤿 (@scubaryan_) August 31, 2024
people are currently lined up outside a Chase bank in New York trying to do the new viral glitch to get free money 😭😭pic.twitter.com/V49JpVu9iq
— ryan 🤿 (@scubaryan_) August 31, 2024
Chase bank is gonna arrest so many people for this shit😭 pic.twitter.com/HSv0a9WWj5
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) August 31, 2024
Apparently, a glitch in Chase Bank's systems has allowed people to withdraw money they don’t actually have.
— Bitcoin News (@BitcoinNewsCom) August 31, 2024
However, Chase has caught on and is now placing 7-day holds on accounts, resulting in significant negative balances for those involved.
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Chase Bank hit this dude with a 7 day hold after he got caught trying the glitch 😭 pic.twitter.com/8LIZ6CFdIb
— FearBuck (@FearedBuck) August 31, 2024
This guy’s down $11k after falling for the viral Chase money glitch trend 🤦♂️😭
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) September 1, 2024
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Yall done told chase abt they own glitch folks fin shut dat mf down should’ve been quiet
— KG (@drugsforsail) August 30, 2024
@Aevann please move to /h/peakpoors
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At least go buy some drugs to flip for a profit...
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Banks are fricking r-slurred. Imagine trusting your whole life savings in a fricking bunch of middle-aged women with their hand cut of from talking about their husbands.
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If this is true there isn't even a "glitch". These r-slurs are just pulling fake check scams on themselves
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My bank by default won't let you use over $500 of an uncleared check if your account is low, sounds like a 2nd year chase drone is getting fired
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Lots of banks act like a cheque has cleared before it really has tho
Sometimes it can take weeks to like a month
Good percentage of posts to /r/scams are about people learning this the fun way
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You know, im starting tho think Yakub was so smart because through when intelligence was distributed to the races, for the blacks it was all concentrated in one person and not spread around like with mayos and slant eyes.
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There's definitely a problem if it's letting these people withdraw thousands of dollars before the check clears since they probably had a $2 balance previously.
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It's either this or being called racist when everybody but black customers can spend checks before clearing
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If the bank only classifies this as debt that needs repaying and not theft, then this is an L for the bank. They just gave a bunch of poor black people small unsecured loans, the poors will win this because they just spend that shit and renege on the debt like they always do. What are they going to do, give them a bad credit rating lmao?
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Jamal after they garnish his wages.
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jamal after they try to garnish his undeclared under the table wages
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He's bout to be the only drug dealer in town that doesn't take cashap. It's joever for that neighbor.
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Imagine thinking you can outsmart banks
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What wages?
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Everyone that did this will likely be banned from all banks not just Chase, and that means having to cash checks for the rest of your life. We're only a couple days into this so it's very likely that people that don't pay it back have charges brought up against them.
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its america they don't even charge black people for getting stabby on the subway like frick are they going to charge them for taking cash from a buggy atm
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Rule Number #1 in life is never frick with the money
. Stabbing a prole in the subway is one thing, but fricking with the financial system will get you locked up. 
The "glitch" is literally just check fraud.
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Just you wait until the JPMORGAN CHASE & Co. Private Military Repo Squad rolls up
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They'll get flagged in the Chex system and will probably never be able open a real bank account again. It's also blatant a blatant violation of check kiting/fraud laws which usually involved a couple of years in prison but let's get real that will never happen.
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i guess there's a nationwide system similar to credit bureaus/background checkers that banks report fraudsters to and people on that list can't open a new account anywhere
at least that's what my little brother said when i asked him why he got his pay direct deposited to a fricking walmart prepaid card
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Trying to outjew the jews is a classic blunder
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ESPECIALLY if you're a black BIPOC
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Consider this though:
A naked man has no pockets. You know theyve spent the cash on rental furniture and new 24" rims (and drugs) before they even got home, so chase isnt gonna recover any of it. And these BIPOCs dont have any money in bank accounts, thus why they pulled this in the first place, for the bank to claim.
For the BIPOCs, this has worked out.
And lets be real, most of them arent gonna go to jail in an election year for the dems, and even when they do, theyre so used to it its basically a vacation. Like a carnival cruise with better hygiene and even worse quality booze.
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Thhey gonna have negative values in their accounts, and won't be able to withdraw money for the next 20 months
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So, business as usual then
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I hate you
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Are there any non black nwords?
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Venezuelans
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Rednecks
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Ok sargon
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They get away with so much in life that they genuinely thought nothing would happen if they tried outbanking a bank
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Yuge mistake tbqh.
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They're gonna learn that Mossad does not play
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This is why we used them as farming equipment and not for intellectual pursuits
You wouldnt let your table saw vote either, would you?
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Yea...
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Frick you butthole my table saw would be a fricking model citizen
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Can they not just pay it back with the money they got from it, or did they already spend it all?
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You really think they even made it two blocks before half of it was spent?
Factcheck: This claim is a gross exageration of reality.
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How many cars do you think people are buying with cash right now?
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Actually smart. Buy deniable assets, declare bankruptcy
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wait wait wait
are you saying i don't get to keep money i'm stealing from a bank because of some weird error/glitch?! WHAT THE FRICK! HOW IS THIS LEGAL!? HOW CAN I BE PUNISHED FOR THIS!?
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Reminds me of a coworker who was accidentally over paid by a whole 0 and tried to fight it by saying that he'd already used the money
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that actually makes sense. I would sue the frick out of an employer if they tried to frick me over on that one
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And you'd lose, because payroll errors are easily accounted for and covered by a whole mess of laws. Stop being a BIPOC.
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Tfw bank errors in my favor only exist in monopoly
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The app only says -$40k when the app is open.
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Just return the money you stole? They're not even pursuing this criminally
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Money is gone
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Snapshots:
https://x.com/scubaryan_/status/1829948070039339054:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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