Young Entrepreneurs Realize There's No Such Thing As Free Money :donkeykonggigathonk:

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@Aevann please move to /h/peakpoors :donkeykongdance:

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If the bank only classifies this as debt that needs repaying and not theft, then this is an L for the bank. They just gave a bunch of poor black people small unsecured loans, the poors will win this because they just spend that shit and renege on the debt like they always do. What are they going to do, give them a bad credit rating lmao?

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Jamal after they garnish his wages.

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jamal after they try to garnish his undeclared under the table wages

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He's bout to be the only drug dealer in town that doesn't take cashap. It's joever for that neighbor.


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Imagine thinking you can outsmart banks :mar!seyrofl:

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What wages?

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Everyone that did this will likely be banned from all banks not just Chase, and that means having to cash checks for the rest of your life. We're only a couple days into this so it's very likely that people that don't pay it back have charges brought up against them.

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its america they don't even charge black people for getting stabby on the subway like frick are they going to charge them for taking cash from a buggy atm

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Rule Number #1 in life is never frick with the money:marseygangster:. Stabbing a prole in the subway is one thing, but fricking with the financial system will get you locked up. :marseycop: The "glitch" is literally just check fraud.

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Just you wait until the JPMORGAN CHASE & Co. Private Military Repo Squad rolls up

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They'll get flagged in the Chex system and will probably never be able open a real bank account again. It's also blatant a blatant violation of check kiting/fraud laws which usually involved a couple of years in prison but let's get real that will never happen.

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i guess there's a nationwide system similar to credit bureaus/background checkers that banks report fraudsters to and people on that list can't open a new account anywhere

at least that's what my little brother said when i asked him why he got his pay direct deposited to a fricking walmart prepaid card :marseypoor:

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