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No timestamps because I had it on in the background while I was doing some work, jotting this down from memory. First half was kind of just insanity
https://old.reddit.com/r/CalebHammer/comments/1f8vmnj/i_finally_lost_my_mind_financial_audit/
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Guy was 5'4'' Argentinean CPA sent peepee pics to some Argentinean girl so they broke up.
Not a green card marriage, she is adamant about this
Both the marriage and divorce debts are in collections so she's single and looking to mingle.
- Paid a dating coach
Bringing in $84'000 a year, plans on making a candle business
Literally no financial knowledge, thought balance transfers meant "paid off"
She blames the guy (she gave him a cc) for her debt but the cc she gave him is actually the lowest one
Weird discussion at some point where he tries to explain that doordashing eggs is not a good choice or something I got really lost
Mentions she lost 85 pounds at some point
$273'000 student loans?
Initial amount was 193'000, lots of deferments
2000 monthly, 255 in some "Save" Plan thing (it is getting challenged in court)
A few payday loans (Some Dave equivalent named Bridget)
9'000 loaned against her retirement?????? 10'000 outside of that in there?
$1000 in her checking
Believes in astrology, wants "to understand her birthchart"
"It is science-based"
Long argument about this
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Caleb Hammer's videos should be preserved as a study in low IQ people. It's downright fascinating. Even if they're slightly well spoken like this lady they reveal "but I did have breakfast this morning" type stuff in conversation. She doesn't seem to be able to follow a very basic logical line of thought. He's had a few guests that do shit like this, like this lady.
Her "candle business" too. Just a little pressing reveals she has not thought through the business part at all, like she seems to have never even considered how she could ship candles around at a profit but continues to call it a business. It's so interesting
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The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
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She says he never even tried to work and just neeted it up, also repeatedly mentions that he demanded a "full continental breakfast" every day, mentions 4 pieces of toast 3 eggs and some other stuff I don't remember
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!straggots
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Poorness is an STD
You might wake up the next morning and buy a Camaro at 28% apr
It's not worth the risk
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Darn, black don't crack on this one. She looked 28 to me. If she was smarter she would be selling some sort of skin cream instead of candles. If she were smarter.
Not bad, bad for 46 but not bad if you started I guess ?? idk. She wants more money (no shit)but I'm assuming shes being paid journeyman level considering she's a fricking idiot. Like shes probably the diversity hire at a company and probably just makes sure the SAST template exists in the gitlab or something lmao.
Like hearing what she did with this guy giving him her CC and SSN and shit. With all this debt if she was working DoD she would a fricking GLOWING insider threat indicator.
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Sure hope this is true
If someone's actually relying upon her work then someone's in real trouble
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How the frick do you have brains for cybersecurity but are so inane at basic shit. Autism?
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Why do you think she has brains? She's some sort of diversity hire.
Also what kind of cyber security job pays only 85k. Probably just in IT.
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So what do you say on job interview when you want to be diversity hired?
-Hello I am a cute twink BIPOC and I can't really do anything but I am very diverse and also a little nonbinary fluid
-HIRED
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BLACK DONT CRACK WOW
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hey, last night was fun but after watching you eat the rolls as soon as they came to the table I don't think I want to continue this.
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