26 year old WALLED zoomer b-word with a Master's in Economics working at Lululemon store

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nVLYYbnhG_k


								

								

There's a livechat now from youtube's premier thing so that's got some dumb motherlovers in it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17314343863118455.webp :marseyindignantwoman:

  • Moved to Colorado then moved to Australia then moved to Asia then moved to North Carolina then moved to Austin

  • Why aren't you trying to get out of debt? timestamp

    • She's spending 1200 more than her income :marseyxd:

    • She didn't know

    • She claims she was wondering why her credit card balance was not going down (no she didn't pursue this any further) timestamp

  • I've known about this debt so I knew this was going to happen when I was traveling I knew I was going into debt timestamp

  • So I was doing a great job when I was living with my parents timestamp

  • So I have my Bachelor's and my Master's in Economics timestamp

  • Applying to six jobs a week :marseywtf2: timestamps

    • "Analyst" and "Consulting" positions

    • "How many should I be applying to??"

    • Resume is the most generic shit possible timestamp

      • "Well I can code!"

      • Dresses up Lululemon as fast-paced problem solving :marseyemojilaugh:

      • Massive summary at the top

  • "Thrifting" hobby timestamp

    • "Probably my biggest vice"
  • Lots of eating out - claims

  • "I'm going to Switzerland" timestamp

    • In January for a ski trip "It's cheaper to go there than Colorado"

    • "I can just save"

  • Caleb admits that he is a homosexual who wears Lululemon booty shorts for male attention timestamp

  • She's spent 130 on Lululemon clothes in the last month timestamp

    • A sweatshirt and sweatpants
  • Caleb seethes because of her big r-slur energy timestamp

  • What did I finance?? timestamp

    • :marseyemojirofl:
  • She did a balance transfer and then racked up more debt timestamp

    • Was at
  • Weird interaction thing but I'm not paypigging to see what happens timestamp

  • More money down for the Swiss trip, probably 900ish? maybe 1200 with traveling? timestamp

  • Student Loans timestamp

    • All on deferment - graduated 2019 Back, 2020 Master's

    • Income based repayment plan?

    • Paying $26 a month

Car Loan - timestamp

  • Owes "About 17"

  • 2019 Subaru Cross-Trek

  • "It's only a hundred fifty bucks a month" :marseyemojilaugh:

  • "Do your parents know about all this?" timestamp

    • Her dad's a financial advisor :marseyxd:

    • Her parents will sometimes just send her money timestamp

    • "Does he know about your situation?" "He knows that I'm in debt but he doesn't know the exact number" timestamp

  • So I have totaled a car but that was a while ago timestamp

  • 2,040 in the checking account

  • Retirement Accounts timestamp

    • Roth IRA "I couldn't remember the login information"

      • Her dad did this for her - "a while ago" - has not contributed to it in "a while"
    • Vanguard thing - just started, 15% contribution?

  • Dream is to get a PhD in Economics and become a professor timestamp

  • Attempt at budgeting timestamp

  • Audit of her linkedin applications :marseyemojilaugh: timestamp

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Her life plan is to marry a rich guy, hence the economics degree and the ski trips. If she ages out she'll move back in with her parents and be a faildaughter. She doesn't care about the debt or getting a job because it won't materially affect her either way.

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>has to move back in with parents

>it won't materially affect her

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Point is she never has to worry "oh shit if I miss rent I'll be homeless". Her parents will always bail her out, so she's free to live her dream life of big cities and expensive holidays and eligible bachelors.

The best advice Caleb could give is to put the fork down. No wonder she hasn't been snapped up with those chubby arms.

But seriously, the whole episode feels silly when he's getting super worked up over shit that clearly doesn't matter. Every time she speaks there's another giant clue she comes from wealth, but he's stressed to the point of shouting about trivial debts, or that she doesn't carefully track her monthly spending? Her playing dumb worked, it made him look dumb.

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You mean your parents would let you sleep on the street if you missed rent?

I'm so sorry anon. My parents love me so I can't relate

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Her parents will subsidize it

Is reading that hard for u bb

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I didn't watch the whole video but she seems pretty flat-chested, she should go into extra debt for some implants if her goal is to be a trophy wife :marseylonggigatitty:

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Women do have life on easy mode.

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>"Well I can code!"

:surejan:

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Most professional programmers can barely code without producing slop, she has no chance

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A surprising number of professional developers can't seem to code their way out of a paper bag.

I spent like half an hour last week arguing with some contractor who didn't seem to understand that unless he invoked the function he was trying to test, his test proved jack shit. (maybe he comes from some language like Ruby where you don't need ())

He kept being like "well the pipeline is green" and mansplaining what CI does.

He's off the project now.

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He kept being like "well the pipeline is green" and mansplaining what CI does.

He's off the project now.

Racially profiling Indians is wrong Jimmie.

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>tfw you will never get in a nerd fight with jimie IRL

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Just imagine being deliberately obtuse as she gets more and more annoyed with you. :marseybaited:

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:marseysmughips: The pipeline is green, young lady, and that's the end of it


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The pipeline was green, what's the problem, Karen?

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assert myfunc is a fucking no-op, motherfucker! :marseyraging: Go back to Rails you absolute gobshite, motherfucker!

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But the pipeline is green? Green means passing.

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0 Failures. Green means :shipit:

:#marseyretardchadtalking:

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Yes?

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From now on, whenever I'm fixing foidware, I'm performing function invocation solely via assert func :marseycoffee:

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Just admit you didn't like him wearing the same color programmer socks as u bb

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If you want to be real petty in that situation just delete all the untested lines/branches and tell him the pipeline is still green so it must be unused code.

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@Merryvann marry :marseycupid: her and fix the site

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I don't win enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: !goomble !goomblers

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I retract my statement

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:m#anuldejected:

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Everyone here.

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smh whoever runs this place should shut it down

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R-sluration

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!straggots George doesn't think he could fix her. It's over.

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geoerge floyd is that you??

:#georgefloyd:

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The people he interviews are r-slurred but I literally cannot stand Caleb anymore

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Yeah he definitely has been playing it up for the camera in the past few months. Sure he's interviewing r-slurs but he's coming off imo too strongly. They're already r-slurred you don't need to squeeze that hard to milk it.

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I also get the vibe that Caleb is one real estate scam away from being on the other side of the table

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I haven't watched him in a couple of years, but he used to always brag about his rental acquisitions and it's not hard to feel like a genius property investor in a bull market. His rarted guests are funny, but also I hope he's overleveraged and reliant on youtube revenue to keep himself in the black, because then he'll get royally fricked when his audience inevitably gets bored and moves on.

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Tbf this is the kind of youtube hustle that probably lasts a decade or two

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Oh yes you do

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!gay

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His rage was never what was fun about the show. It's watching the r-slurred guests. He should shut up more and let them talk, because they have dumb shit to say which is funny.

Like this dumb b-word literally thought the line in her Rover app titled "Rover Fees" were withheld taxes.

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I've never :marseyitsover: watched his show

I was making a joke about you milking my peepee

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Some of you regards legit need too keep yourselves safe

@GOLEM stand with Israel and the Jewish nation

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!nonchuds why are they always so angry :marseylongpostglow:

:#marseysmug2:

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@Htd do unironically wonder how insane you have too be too actually get chuded

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Good golem

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Oh.

Well I'm not gonna milk ur peepee bb, :sorry:

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:#dinover:

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Anyone that ugly should not be making thumbnails where his face takes up half the frame :marseydisgust:

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Those are some broad shoulders. I bet she has strong child bearing hips.

:#marseywould:

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She's too fat for her body type. She has broad shoulders and no tits.

She's like figure 5

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:marseydisagree: She's not an ogremaxxed stacy like that one with the bitchmade effeminate husband

https://rdrama.net/h/peakpoors/post/256315/limppeepeeed-pencilnecked-soyboy-loses-ogremaxxed-dream

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>I've been applying!

>To...?

>Analyst positions, consulting positions, like literally-

>Who the frick would hire you as a consultant?

:#marseylaugh:

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You missed this funny tax thing at the beginning.

She does dogwalking on the side, it sounded like through some app that presumably connects her with clients. Caleb asks her about setting aside money from taxes. She's like "uh I think they do that?" Caleb presses her and it turns out she thought the "Rover Fees" - ie the platform fees that they take - were for taxes?

I dunno maybe she's not that r-slurred and just doesn't want to admit to willful tax fraud on stream but trying to evade taxes on like $2k of income is still r-slurred any way you cut it.

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She has like 0 tits and 0 money to act this snobby

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The fat soy who makes the channel is the worst

@GOLEM stand with Israel!

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Post your W2.

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:marseyagreesuperspeed: He'd be better if he was openly gay and hitting on the male guests while negging on their finances. That would be an interesting show.

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What if he financially coerced them into performing increasingly gayer acts on him :marseysick#os2:

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You can work your way pretty high up in basic wagie jobs if you have any sort of work ethic, which most people working basic wagie jobs don't have

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This guy is more annoying than any of his guests

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I shit you not I was at a working group lunch today and the restaurant TV played a rocket mortgage ad with his smug face all over it

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Caleb admits that he is a homosexual who wears Lululemon booty shorts for male attention

Didnt he wave some strag flag and admit he's bi? Also no shit he's gay look at the way he talks.

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