There's a livechat now from youtube's premier thing so that's got some dumb motherlovers in it.
Moved to Colorado then moved to Australia then moved to Asia then moved to North Carolina then moved to Austin
Why aren't you trying to get out of debt? timestamp
She's spending 1200 more than her income
She didn't know
She claims she was wondering why her credit card balance was not going down (no she didn't pursue this any further) timestamp
I've known about this debt so I knew this was going to happen when I was traveling I knew I was going into debt timestamp
So I was doing a great job when I was living with my parents timestamp
So I have my Bachelor's and my Master's in Economics timestamp
Applying to six jobs a week timestamps
"Analyst" and "Consulting" positions
"How many should I be applying to??"
Resume is the most generic shit possible timestamp
"Well I can code!"
Dresses up Lululemon as fast-paced problem solving
Massive summary at the top
"Thrifting" hobby timestamp
- "Probably my biggest vice"
Lots of eating out - claims
"I'm going to Switzerland" timestamp
In January for a ski trip "It's cheaper to go there than Colorado"
"I can just save"
Caleb admits that he is a homosexual who wears Lululemon booty shorts for male attention timestamp
She's spent 130 on Lululemon clothes in the last month timestamp
- A sweatshirt and sweatpants
Caleb seethes because of her big r-slur energy timestamp
What did I finance?? timestamp
She did a balance transfer and then racked up more debt timestamp
- Was at
Weird interaction thing but I'm not paypigging to see what happens timestamp
More money down for the Swiss trip, probably 900ish? maybe 1200 with traveling? timestamp
Student Loans timestamp
All on deferment - graduated 2019 Back, 2020 Master's
Income based repayment plan?
Paying $26 a month
Car Loan - timestamp
Owes "About 17"
2019 Subaru Cross-Trek
"It's only a hundred fifty bucks a month"
"Do your parents know about all this?" timestamp
So I have totaled a car but that was a while ago timestamp
2,040 in the checking account
Retirement Accounts timestamp
Roth IRA "I couldn't remember the login information"
- Her dad did this for her - "a while ago" - has not contributed to it in "a while"
Vanguard thing - just started, 15% contribution?
Dream is to get a PhD in Economics and become a professor timestamp
Attempt at budgeting timestamp
Audit of her linkedin applications timestamp
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@Merryvann marry her and fix the site
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whats wrong with the site
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I don't win enough !goomble !goomblers
!slots569
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!slots1000
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I retract my statement
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Hold out for more neighbor
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!slots1000
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!wincels @Merryvann
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!slots1000
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Everyone here.
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smh whoever runs this place should shut it down
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R-sluration
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Most professional programmers can barely code without producing slop, she has no chance
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A surprising number of professional developers can't seem to code their way out of a paper bag.
I spent like half an hour last week arguing with some contractor who didn't seem to understand that unless he invoked the function he was trying to test, his test proved jack shit. (maybe he comes from some language like Ruby where you don't need
()
)He kept being like "well the pipeline is green" and mansplaining what CI does.
He's off the project now.
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Racially profiling Indians is wrong Jimmie.
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Just imagine being deliberately obtuse as she gets more and more annoyed with you.
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The pipeline is green, young lady, and that's the end of it
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The pipeline was green, what's the problem, Karen?
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assert myfunc
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But the pipeline is green? Green means passing.
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0 Failures. Green means
:shipit:
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Yes?
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From now on, whenever I'm fixing foidware, I'm performing function invocation solely via
assert func
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Just admit you didn't like him wearing the same color programmer socks as u bb
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If you want to be real petty in that situation just delete all the untested lines/branches and tell him the pipeline is still green so it must be unused code.
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