26 year old WALLED zoomer b-word with a Master's in Economics working at Lululemon store

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nVLYYbnhG_k

There's a livechat now from youtube's premier thing so that's got some dumb motherlovers in it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17314343863118455.webp :marseyindignantwoman:

  • Moved to Colorado then moved to Australia then moved to Asia then moved to North Carolina then moved to Austin

  • Why aren't you trying to get out of debt? timestamp

    • She's spending 1200 more than her income :marseyxd:

    • She didn't know

    • She claims she was wondering why her credit card balance was not going down (no she didn't pursue this any further) timestamp

  • I've known about this debt so I knew this was going to happen when I was traveling I knew I was going into debt timestamp

  • So I was doing a great job when I was living with my parents timestamp

  • So I have my Bachelor's and my Master's in Economics timestamp

  • Applying to six jobs a week :marseywtf2: timestamps

    • "Analyst" and "Consulting" positions

    • "How many should I be applying to??"

    • Resume is the most generic shit possible timestamp

      • "Well I can code!"

      • Dresses up Lululemon as fast-paced problem solving :marseyemojilaugh:

      • Massive summary at the top

  • "Thrifting" hobby timestamp

    • "Probably my biggest vice"
  • Lots of eating out - claims

  • "I'm going to Switzerland" timestamp

    • In January for a ski trip "It's cheaper to go there than Colorado"

    • "I can just save"

  • Caleb admits that he is a homosexual who wears Lululemon booty shorts for male attention timestamp

  • She's spent 130 on Lululemon clothes in the last month timestamp

    • A sweatshirt and sweatpants
  • Caleb seethes because of her big r-slur energy timestamp

  • What did I finance?? timestamp

    • :marseyemojirofl:
  • She did a balance transfer and then racked up more debt timestamp

    • Was at
  • Weird interaction thing but I'm not paypigging to see what happens timestamp

  • More money down for the Swiss trip, probably 900ish? maybe 1200 with traveling? timestamp

  • Student Loans timestamp

    • All on deferment - graduated 2019 Back, 2020 Master's

    • Income based repayment plan?

    • Paying $26 a month

Car Loan - timestamp

  • Owes "About 17"

  • 2019 Subaru Cross-Trek

  • "It's only a hundred fifty bucks a month" :marseyemojilaugh:

  • "Do your parents know about all this?" timestamp

    • Her dad's a financial advisor :marseyxd:

    • Her parents will sometimes just send her money timestamp

    • "Does he know about your situation?" "He knows that I'm in debt but he doesn't know the exact number" timestamp

  • So I have totaled a car but that was a while ago timestamp

  • 2,040 in the checking account

  • Retirement Accounts timestamp

    • Roth IRA "I couldn't remember the login information"

      • Her dad did this for her - "a while ago" - has not contributed to it in "a while"
    • Vanguard thing - just started, 15% contribution?

  • Dream is to get a PhD in Economics and become a professor timestamp

  • Attempt at budgeting timestamp

  • Audit of her linkedin applications :marseyemojilaugh: timestamp

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@Merryvann marry :marseycupid: her and fix the site

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R-sluration

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I don't win enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: !goomble !goomblers

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Everyone here.

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smh whoever runs this place should shut it down

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Most professional programmers can barely code without producing slop, she has no chance

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A surprising number of professional developers can't seem to code their way out of a paper bag.

I spent like half an hour last week arguing with some contractor who didn't seem to understand that unless he invoked the function he was trying to test, his test proved jack shit. (maybe he comes from some language like Ruby where you don't need ())

He kept being like "well the pipeline is green" and mansplaining what CI does.

He's off the project now.

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He kept being like "well the pipeline is green" and mansplaining what CI does.

He's off the project now.

Racially profiling Indians is wrong Jimmie.

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>tfw you will never get in a nerd fight with jimie IRL

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Just imagine being deliberately obtuse as she gets more and more annoyed with you. :marseybaited:

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:marseysmughips: The pipeline is green, young lady, and that's the end of it


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The pipeline was green, what's the problem, Karen?

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assert myfunc is a fucking no-op, motherfucker! :marseyraging: Go back to Rails you absolute gobshite, motherfucker!

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But the pipeline is green? Green means passing.

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0 Failures. Green means :shipit:

:#marseyretardchadtalking:

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Yes?

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From now on, whenever I'm fixing foidware, I'm performing function invocation solely via assert func :marseycoffee:

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Just admit you didn't like him wearing the same color programmer socks as u bb

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If you want to be real petty in that situation just delete all the untested lines/branches and tell him the pipeline is still green so it must be unused code.

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