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Gibberish gibb/erish :marseyautism:  19d ago (youtube.com) 1,015 thread views #316801

26 year old WALLED zoomer b-word with a Master's in Economics working at Lululemon store

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nVLYYbnhG_k

There's a livechat now from youtube's premier thing so that's got some dumb motherlovers in it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17314343863118455.webp :marseyindignantwoman:

  • Moved to Colorado then moved to Australia then moved to Asia then moved to North Carolina then moved to Austin

  • Why aren't you trying to get out of debt? timestamp

    • She's spending 1200 more than her income :marseyxd:

    • She didn't know

    • She claims she was wondering why her credit card balance was not going down (no she didn't pursue this any further) timestamp

  • I've known about this debt so I knew this was going to happen when I was traveling I knew I was going into debt timestamp

  • So I was doing a great job when I was living with my parents timestamp

  • So I have my Bachelor's and my Master's in Economics timestamp

  • Applying to six jobs a week :marseywtf2: timestamps

    • "Analyst" and "Consulting" positions

    • "How many should I be applying to??"

    • Resume is the most generic shit possible timestamp

      • "Well I can code!"

      • Dresses up Lululemon as fast-paced problem solving :marseyemojilaugh:

      • Massive summary at the top

  • "Thrifting" hobby timestamp

    • "Probably my biggest vice"

  • Lots of eating out - claims

  • "I'm going to Switzerland" timestamp

    • In January for a ski trip "It's cheaper to go there than Colorado"

    • "I can just save"

  • Caleb admits that he is a homosexual who wears Lululemon booty shorts for male attention timestamp

  • She's spent 130 on Lululemon clothes in the last month timestamp

    • A sweatshirt and sweatpants

  • Caleb seethes because of her big r-slur energy timestamp

  • What did I finance?? timestamp

    • :marseyemojirofl:

  • She did a balance transfer and then racked up more debt timestamp

    • Was at

  • Weird interaction thing but I'm not paypigging to see what happens timestamp

  • More money down for the Swiss trip, probably 900ish? maybe 1200 with traveling? timestamp

  • Student Loans timestamp

    • All on deferment - graduated 2019 Back, 2020 Master's

    • Income based repayment plan?

    • Paying $26 a month

Car Loan - timestamp

  • Owes "About 17"

  • 2019 Subaru Cross-Trek

  • "It's only a hundred fifty bucks a month" :marseyemojilaugh:

  • "Do your parents know about all this?" timestamp

    • Her dad's a financial advisor :marseyxd:

    • Her parents will sometimes just send her money timestamp

    • "Does he know about your situation?" "He knows that I'm in debt but he doesn't know the exact number" timestamp

  • So I have totaled a car but that was a while ago timestamp

  • 2,040 in the checking account

  • Retirement Accounts timestamp

    • Roth IRA "I couldn't remember the login information"

      • Her dad did this for her - "a while ago" - has not contributed to it in "a while"

    • Vanguard thing - just started, 15% contribution?

  • Dream is to get a PhD in Economics and become a professor timestamp

  • Attempt at budgeting timestamp

  • Audit of her linkedin applications :marseyemojilaugh: timestamp

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Her life plan is to marry a rich guy, hence the economics degree and the ski trips. If she ages out she'll move back in with her parents and be a faildaughter. She doesn't care about the debt or getting a job because it won't materially affect her either way.

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Women do have life on easy mode.

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>has to move back in with parents

>it won't materially affect her

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Point is she never has to worry "oh shit if I miss rent I'll be homeless". Her parents will always bail her out, so she's free to live her dream life of big cities and expensive holidays and eligible bachelors.

The best advice Caleb could give is to put the fork down. No wonder she hasn't been snapped up with those chubby arms.

But seriously, the whole episode feels silly when he's getting super worked up over shit that clearly doesn't matter. Every time she speaks there's another giant clue she comes from wealth, but he's stressed to the point of shouting about trivial debts, or that she doesn't carefully track her monthly spending? Her playing dumb worked, it made him look dumb.

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You mean your parents would let you sleep on the street if you missed rent?

I'm so sorry anon. My parents love me so I can't relate

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Her parents will subsidize it

Is reading that hard for u bb

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I didn't watch the whole video but she seems pretty flat-chested, she should go into extra debt for some implants if her goal is to be a trophy wife :marseylonggigatitty:

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