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:kanyerant: Soren went missing 6 DAYS before @MoonMetropolis made his account here. There are also 6 letters in the word "BIPOC." On top of that Soren has said "BIPOC" approximately 6 times! That's 3 6's i.e: 666. The devil number. Soren's last words said to me was his secret best friend catchphrase, "frick off Hotep, go to heck" What if Soren wants us to go to Heck to FIND him? In official Soren Lore Carp is depicted by Soren as Judas the betrayer and he as Jesus Christ. This is significan

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t because despite claiming to be a firm secular agnostic Soren made many biblical allegories to his experiences here on rDrama. Each one of Soren's Allegories serves as a clue to his present whereabouts. Much like Soren's favorite literary work, Dante's "Inferno", Soren is the protagonist of his own story where he is traversing Heck in this case, according to his many written parallels, rDrama. If rDrama is Heck, Carp is JUdas, and Soren is Jesus then who is the devil? Well that's easy. It's clearly at @goodNews4U. In this comment Soren casts down the petulant bot in schizophrenic rage, a parallel to Jesus prevailing over Satan, and the grave. After which Jesus rises from the dead and ascends to Heaven. But where did Soren ascend to? Well in this instance we must remember that soren is an incel, aka a sorencel. By ascending we can infer that soren must have gotten a girlfriend and had disgusting filthy soren s*x. This gave him the courage to leave rDrama for good now that he is a filthy normgroid. But will he return? Well before we can answer that we must answer who parallels God in this allegory. The answer is simple: whoever created @goodNews4U. Answer:@HeyMoon the other filthy Aetheiod on this site. @HeyMoon helped Soren ascend by having s*x with him, and Soren will return when @HeyMoon returns and @HeyMoon will return on Sukkot aka October 16th.

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