I have a confession to make (important post)

I'm not vegan, I just pretend to be one because it's funny.

So a few years ago I moved to the White Mountains of New Hampshire because I thought it seemed like a great area. It's a great place to live, but the grocery stores are very far away so i end up doing most of my shopping on Amazon, restaurant supply companies, and at the gas station.

So anyway, I started looking for recipes that didn't require perishable foods. Most of these recipes are vegan so I ended up on a lot of vegan websites and forums.

Through those websites I saw a lot of carnists making the most r-slurred arguments imaginable while spreading easily disproven lirs about @PETA and whatnot. I was bored one day so I summoned my inner @pizzashill and started dabbing on these morons. It was do much fun that I decided that I'd just pretend to be vegan and never mention that I actually value a good meal over the life of anyone else.

My favorite non-perishable food is 'Deenz (pic related, octopus Deenz I got today - they're really good, way better than fish Deenz) but most of my diet is wheat, rice products, and tomatoes. Also i make pizza if I have left over cheese from when I last went to the store. I eat meat bimonthly but I'm not that into it.

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!besties !vegana !illuminati

@CarpathianMoon pls pin

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Wow I've never seen canned octopus sounds very good, though I'm so used to having fresh(er) octopus in classic Italian octopus potato salads that idk.....what does it taste like I'm very curious

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It tastes like firm fish with sardine :marseycanned: flavor :marseyguyfieri:

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