I'm not vegan, I just pretend to be one because it's funny.
So a few years ago I moved to the White Mountains of New Hampshire because I thought it seemed like a great area. It's a great place to live, but the grocery stores are very far away so i end up doing most of my shopping on Amazon, restaurant supply companies, and at the gas station.
So anyway, I started looking for recipes that didn't require perishable foods. Most of these recipes are vegan so I ended up on a lot of vegan websites and forums.
Through those websites I saw a lot of carnists making the most r-slurred arguments imaginable while spreading easily disproven lirs about @PETA and whatnot. I was bored one day so I summoned my inner @pizzashill and started dabbing on these morons. It was do much fun that I decided that I'd just pretend to be vegan and never mention that I actually value a good meal over the life of anyone else.
My favorite non-perishable food is 'Deenz (pic related, octopus Deenz I got today - they're really good, way better than fish Deenz) but most of my diet is wheat, rice products, and tomatoes. Also i make pizza if I have left over cheese from when I last went to the store. I eat meat bimonthly but I'm not that into it.
@CarpathianMoon pls pin
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I don't like octopus... They have feelings, if not souls. Eating them feels like cannibalism.
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And they're more delicious than they are smart. Have you even had Pulpo a la Gallega my guy? Serve that shit up with hot bread to soak up the oil and you've got heaven on a plate!
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I would
eat human babies 
if there 
were no consequences
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average pro-choicer !catholics !downvoters
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I'm also pro abortion
until birth with a 1 year return 
policy if it's r-slurred 
or otherwise defective
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I'd love to know how many anti-abortion dramatards actually have feelings for dead 8-week old babies vs hating foids
Best to assume they just hate women
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I'm against abortion but hold the radical centrist take that foids who wish to abort must simply give up the kid for adoption/foster care system. If you cant kill it, you can abandon it at no consequence to you.
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wtf
@A why is there is a "/s" appended to my comment?
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I've never had octopus. But I have had squid and it's delicious.
Those things could be Stephen Hawking IQ tier and I would not care, would still eat them.
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yes squid are delicious
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Octopus is good if cooked right and the chef massages it for an hour.
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Eating their arms is on because they just regrow them :)
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