Inb4 people call me fat.
I am no longer underweight and dealing with a frick ton of work stress so I'm restricting eating again. Whatever, we all have our coping mechanisms, don't @ me.
I don't usually have big problem with hunger but I also use all cheats I can (bronkaid, vaping, monster zero).
The WSJ had an article a couple weeks ago about websites illegally selling compounded ozempic. They were kind enough to share exactly which websites with readers. ♥️
I ordered two 3mg vials, sterile water and all the other supplies I needed.
It arrived yesterday. This morning I added 10mL of sterile water to the 3mg powder (I know how to do this properly, don't worry). The starting dose is 0.25mg/week for 4 weeks. I injected 2.5mL, not remembering it was 3x concentrated. So I took 0.75mg.
Now I'm nauseated af. Luckily I'm also not hungry at all. I will prob continue at this dosage since I already fricked up. I'll let you guys know if it works or if I die.
This isn't even the riskiest thing I've done in pursuit of beauty, but I already made a post about doing my own filler (bought from China) years ago.
My excuse is I only slept about 3 hours last night.
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WTF you were successfully anorexic
without any drugs 
before, why are you using something as shitty as ozempic? Just do what the rest of us do, take amphetamines.
!vegana
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also !thin
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Just don't eat. Like it's really not that hard.
You literally just have to not do one thing.
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The dopamine receptors say otherwise. What am I supposed to replace it with for the dopamine hit?
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Throw
ceramic plates at the wall
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I'm super lazy and usually can't be fricked to cook, so that also helps me lose weight. I should try to sell it as the "lazy-butt diet" or something, but that would be trouble.
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Omg same!
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Pay me $19.99/month for my Secrets of the Lazy B-word Diet.
How to not eat cakes or pies, because you'd have to bake them.
Not eating grilled vegetables because heating up the grill is a pain in the butt.
Eating mixed salad straight out of the bag with no dressing because making dressing sounds complicated.
And the for an extra $25, access the highest ascended level:
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Those jarred sauces are so gross
too. They'd probably taste 
just fine if they left out all the extra sugar 
and olive oil but for some reason they had to make them taste 
like domino's pizza-ketchup. The only sauces that are made right 
are Michael's of Brooklyn and the local storemade sauce which is literally 
just cooked canned 
crushed 
tomatoes.
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