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A Japanese international student was assigned to me as a "buddy" how can I ruin this yellow Neighbor

I was thinking the most neurodivergent BS I can pull is adressing him with "san" and telling him how much I love anime but then there is a chance he is one of these types of nerds too and he thinks he found a soulmate (well I am neurodivergent but in a mischievous way). !germs whats the move here? Crackden tour in Ludwigshafen? Nighttrip with the RB 67 to Frankfurt Main HBF? Kick him down the ledge of the Heidelberg castle? It could be so shrimple lads.

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Invite him here

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We do really :marseythinkorino2: not have a single :marseywall: Japcel here. We have a BIPOCian that speaks Germ but not a Japcel

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We have shreddedmanlet :marseyindignant:


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Hes white tho :hehecat:

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isn't @L a habitant of that cursed isle?

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Yeah there's apparently one other dude too but I forgot who. But I'm not a anything -cel I'm mayo

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start wearing a kimono. ask where his is. have a second one for him. insist he wears it. get a few glasses of dark beer down his skinny yellow neck and just see where the night goes

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GOD FRICK the Animecon was here a week or two ago I wish he could have witnessed that it would :marseymid: have been so fricking :marseytom: funny :marseylaugh:

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If you're still in Munich, take him to Animexx and watch him die from embarrassment :marseyneckbeard:

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Right :marseyhesright: that one was in Mannheim just 2 weeks :marseysalitssomewhere: ago. I am still in Munich for work but I dont live there :marseycheerup: anymore.

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>Germany and Japan teaming up

:marseymacarthur::marseymacarthur::marseymacarthur:

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need it or keep it?

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Take him out to get drinks and play a couch game of your choice like Mario or something :marseyshrug:

Being a peepeehead unprompted isn't dramatic, it just makes you look like a sperg.


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Makes you look like a sperg? :marseybeanconfused:

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Yeah


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Wrong

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nah


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Wrong

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you have autism :#autism:


:#marseytwerkingtalking:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/PQT2HigAI1HxaRXsPV/giphy.webp

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Kick him down the ledge of the Heidelberg castle?

I wish we had castles to get kicked off of. :marseysigh:

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:#marseycracka:

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Holy shit I could bully :marseycryinglaptop: him into being my calc slave Snappy :marseyfuckoffcarp: ilu

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Show him Berlin, get in U8 and sneak out a stop later. Heck not leave it alive.

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Honorifics is def the easiest way to make them hate you from my experience of a HS friend doing that to torment the shit out of a guy in his class.

Keep swapping them every day, -chan, -san, -sama, -neechan, -jiisan. ETC

Also get him drunk, nips can't handle liquor for shit.

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Send him out to mow on Sunday.

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Honesty. Tell him that all the loud, annoying political shit isn't real and is only designed to distract people, and that both parties in power are worthless greed machines that embolden their ugliest, craziest most useless adherents.

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What both parties? The AFD and the Greens? The Freie "the math doesnt add up" Wรคhler and die Linke?

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Japs can't handle alc. Take him out to drink. Maybe he is lactose intolerant? Get him something that has milk in it and he doesn't know about it? Maybe icecream?

Maybe something from the BUGA? Found Frauenchor and Senioren-Singers

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Ask him why his women are so thirsty for BWC and BBC

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Demand he watch some cringe butt anime with you ( anything made in the last 15 years should suffice) and ask him to explain everything to you.

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Talk about the R*pe of Nanking and how unapologetic the Japanese are. "They present themselves as humble and polite, but they're all entirely full of shit." Something like that.

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This is bad like trans lives matter

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Have him smoke fentanyl repeatedly ๐Ÿ‘


Thanks team ๐Ÿ‘

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