Donger and Duck IRL meetup! Bonus Nooootice after Hot s*x about Bardfinn!

Greetings dramaBIPOCs,

last week I was "accidentally" in the near vicinity of @duck. I called his phone with a spoofed number and pretended to sell some used, bacon dripped Anime shirts to lure him outside. It worked quite well to my surprise. Of course, as civilized people we went to the nearest booze refueling center. We drank a bunch of beer, discussed how to expand the EU German Reich and guessed which dramatard has probably the smallest Dong. Of course the heat between us rose up as we chattered and drank more beer.

The good thing is that @duck brought a couple of his Bitterballs with him. They were such a blast! Great texture, creamy filling I couldn't withstand into biting them.

It was so hot we instantly had Super Gay R*pe S*x, with Socks on! (@CarpathianMoon badge to us both please). After we lay in the Duck car and watched an Episode of Two and Half Man (Its funny because its misogynistic )

Suddenly we noticed something. It was the same bike chain incident. Like wow @Daedalus look at it:

Did realities merge? Is bardfinns life a skit? Is ours? Do we all pretend to be something?

So we did a little walk afterwards and we found a roaming marsey!

Anyway we had good fun and our boozechad drunk driver @duck drove away, way over the Booze limit. What a rowdy !boozers

!jannies gib s*x badges, gib fat badge because I am fuller than @duck and free soren you stupid BIPOCs