I wish I took pictures but I wasn't really in the thinking condition at that time.
So I went to visit a town Kerwe, something Mutts might call a street fare? Idk. Meat was served, the wine was flowing, Neighbors gut drunk and me and my buddies were enjoying ourselves with booze and boof. Shit closed down at midnight and we were still straight chilling when a Neighbor with a rocket launcher fricking golden Katana (see pic)
pulled up.
I honestly don't know if it was mall ninja shit, I assume it was. This guy has a black eye, was spitting blood and looked like a truck hit him. He was beat tf up and looking to cut down the Neighbor that did it to him. Seeing us his drunk butt decided he'd ask us for directions by describing the guy (telling us his name, asking if we know where he could be) while holding his katana and even offering us to take it to "check it out".
Now I ain't no snitch and I rarely call the cops but this guy might have legit killed sb in his state. He was rambling about how he is willing to do life to gut the guy that did this to him. Me being the boozed up b-word I am found this extremely entertaining but still decided to call the cops. Tbh I wanted to see them gun this r-slur down lmao.
While I was calling the police my buddies already got him to dispose the sword and sat him down so he folded like a wet towel I guess. Cops came 3 minutes after I called them cause I am not an Amerishart living in South Africa tier conditions (!germs) and handled the situation without putting a bullet into his hat. They took our numbers and names and we fricked off to go smoke another blunt.
You might be asking "why didn't you get arrested for being high out your mind and obviously carrying weed?" I guess cause the cops were bros and considered us good boys for prioritizing a potential murder case over our weed.
TLDR: Soys with swords are dangerous
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Wow, Kellery! When does the story get interesting?
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You are a fricking snitch b-word butt neighbor you should have let him murder the other guy, that shit is funny af, like when that one dude murdered someone with a longsword randomly on the street in broad daylight a few years back.
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In Lu this Swordshit actually
happens on the regular 
for some fricking 
reason and I didnt 
want to be the guy whos in the way between 
an r-slur 
with his psychosis and the guy he wants dead
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!germs Are Amerisharts the most fragile
people in existence?
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I don't make fun of Germany because I've never paid any attention to your culture, politics, language, or news. All I know about Germany is what I've learned against my will from r-slurs on the internet, and that my great grandpa killed a whole bunch of krauts in the war.
On the opposite side of things, you clearly have a fully formed opinion on American politics and stay up to date with American pop culture. You're even speaking to me in English instead of German.
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I also have opinions on India and South Africa. I mostly follow the happenings in these countries to make fun of them.
That said, USA is indeed different and it makes sense to watch it, since our lefties will invariably copy whatever yours are doing in 10 years, it pays to be informed ahead of time.
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And that's the difference. You speak English on a majority English speaking website. I don't speak German on a majority German speaking website. You have been thoroughly colonized culturally, and we are the colonizers.
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Glad to see we're on the same page
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Sincerely agreeing with someone's sarcastic remark is reddit now?
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Only Americans will boast about being uneducated and incapable of speaking foreign languages as if it's patriotic.
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Are you aware of the happenings in Burkina Faso? Could you visit there and converse with them in their native tongue? Of course you couldn't, they're an irrelevant shithole.
Germany is as irrelevant to Americans as Burkina Faso is to Germans.
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Snapshots:
archive.org
ghostarchive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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