I'm in a very good college so I expected some spergs but holy shit it's so much worse than I thought. Every conversation is so awkward, it like it's the first time these guys are being let outside their parents' basement. My roommate is a sperg with OCD. There's like 4 dudes for 1 girl. The worst part is seeing other departments having fun and being normal. I think I'm gonna start sneaking into their parties because otherwise I'll kill myself before the end of the semester.
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I'm starting college this week and I already hate everyone
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Man, I really miss college. Regret not getting as much s*x as I could've there, tbh.
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Anyone who had a smartphone before 16 is irredeemably socially r-slurred for life, get used to it zoomer.
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If you want the guarantee of meeting
s, balds, fats, furries, autists, and genuine r-slurs, make sure to take some physics classes; or even major in it!
Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!
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frick you physics is awesome and all of that is true
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You're thinking about CompSci majors
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What's the problem? Sounds like if you don't shit your pants, you have a leg up on the spergs
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Everyone thinks "it's okay I'll be the fricking cool nerd" and then they're just another loser.
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Bah first year of college don't be too hard on the autists, they'll grow into it.
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Stem cells in shambles
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You interest me. Your obsession about “winning” a fricking game no one is fricking playing, to have arguments without having an opinion, your anger when called out in it, and your sock puppets- you're a fricking curiosity.
Go on. Tell your mum how you spent your day. Unless you're ashamed of your actions
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