Turns out I wasn't gay, I was just drinking tons of hot sauce and eating limes because I couldn't feel or taste anything while drunk
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In college I would always wake up with a sore throat after blacking out and it took me a few months to figure out why
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If you went camping with a friend and woke up to your butt being sore and oozing, would you tell anyone?
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I would
tell everyone 
that there's a dangerous 
snake 
in the area and get medevac'd to a hospital 
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Obviously I would thank him and give him a $20 bill
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Blackout alcohol + drinking hot sauce =
. Just has to! Right?
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I can't do alcohol and citric acid at the same time.
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i can't do without - how do people drink anything besides vodka/whiskey + lemon/lime + ice?
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Yeah, it's tragic because that's the only thing that alcohol actually tastes good with.
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How do people dilute the taste
and mouthfeel of whiskey with random shit and think 
they're improving it? What a waste.
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Hmm, kinda gay.
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furry rights are human rights! We be helpin' ye, right enough - we'll ne'er let ye post or comment anythin' that doesn't be expressin' yer love an' acceptance o' minorities! Heave to an' resubmit yer comment withfurry rights are human rightsincluded, or it'll be the deep six for ye, savvy? This be an automated message; if ye need help, ye can message us 'ere. Arrr!Jump in the discussion.
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I never
puked from hot sauce
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What the frick is wrong with you. If this is a joke, this is not funny at all, and if anyone of you find this funny, you should be ashamed. I'm sure you are all just a bunch of fat, lonely, fatherless fricks that think making “edgy jokes” and annoying people is funny and makes you unique. You are all sick fricks, I really hope that when you die (pls let that be soon by keep yourself safe), the only thing that waits for you is the darkest pit of heck and eternal suffering. Now go cry with your moms, oh shit, i forgot, she doesn't even want to see your face because she is so fricking disappointed of the child she gave birth to and raised. Good thing she is going to have another, and spoiler alert, the father is me. Frick you.
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How exactly did you figure this out?
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The guy who was mouth
raping him when he was passed out fed him this tidbit. It's okay, just don't tell op.
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