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RETARDED :marseydramautist: In college I would always wake up with a sore throat after blacking out and it took me a few months to figure out why

Turns out I wasn't gay, I was just drinking tons of hot sauce and eating limes because I couldn't feel or taste anything while drunk

!boozers

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If you went camping with a friend and woke up to your butt being sore and oozing, would you tell anyone?

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Obviously I would thank him and give him a $20 bill

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If your first instinct is to say no, you can't complain when foids decide to come out with a r*pe story years later.

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If they say no, you reply "wanna go camping?"

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I would :marseywould: tell everyone :marseynorm: that there's a dangerous :marseyitsdangerous: snake :marseygiganoyou: in the area and get medevac'd to a hospital :marseyloss:

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