Almost beefed it lol. :marseysteer::marseysteer::marseysteer:

Fresh pavement plus rain plus worn rear tires plus me.

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you have a dashcam behind your seat? kinda based tbh

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I want evidence of other people doing shit to me, but I also want proof of me doing cool shit when it happens.

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@SorenFATigue is the type of dude to pull out his handgun and send rounds through his windshield if someone tries to cut him off to carjack him

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@HailVictory1776 name the location (without cheating) and I may give you a reward (peepee touch).

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Then who was phone?

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What

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Exactly :marseyagree:

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That doesn't seem right !slots222

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Frick. Guess I'll have to spam @Its_All_Donkey_Kong_Man's wall later to win.

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Can i gusss

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What :marseysquint:

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Wait thought :marseymindblown: there :marseycheerup: was a contest

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A police officer was forced to fire his gun through his car windshield during a high-speed chase in downtown Las Vegas on July 11.

Bodycam footage shared to Facebook by Las Vegas Metropolitan Police shows Officer William Umana pursuing two murder suspects in his car.

Only took 7 seconds.

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Lmao is that the cops shooting those random women instead of the Dorner

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That fricking oversteering

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Xe was hydroplaning, steering crazy like that is pretty much the only way to hold your shit togwthwr in such a corcumstance. Clearly xe handled it and it didnt crash, therefore xe steered jist right.

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steering crazy like that is pretty much the only way to hold your shit

I bow before your advice to get Dramatards hurt or killed :marseykneel:

JUST STEER THE FRICKING RIGHT amount so that the wheel are forward looking or in the direction you want to drive in. If you oversteer and the traction kicks in your car gonna flip into the other direction.

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And don't slam on the brakes!

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Fr, youre supposed to throw it in reverse to counteract the centrepal force of the drift

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I feel like they cut that video when they did for a reason.

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Like all 240sx s it will meet a fiery end in Drifthalla at the hands of a very stoned driver

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You need to counter steer in a slide. Also traction control probably would've helped but I don't have it.

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Just being a bit overdramatic. You did probably better than 90% of the drivers out there :marseythumbsup:

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JUST STEER THE FRICKING RIGHT amount

yeah, because it's just that easy when you suddenly hit an wet/oily patch of road at 70mph and end up spinning down the highway.

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It is

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maybe driving at 70 mph in heavy rain with shit butt bald tires is a bad idea lmao

keep doing it tho @SorenFATigue maybe when you inevitably frick up and die the dashcam footage will be posted to WPD. just hope you don't take out anyone else with you.

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clearly you havent driven somewhere with active and variable weather patterns. I bet youre the type whose all "ughhh, I'm driving the speed limit, uggh" meanwhile you zone out and text on your phone and suddenly nature does what it does when your in unfamilar territory and BAM

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If you were only focused on driving, coasting along the road, putting your self safely above and beyond other drivers then that wouldnt have happened. /r/sigmaspeeders

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I do generally drive the speed limit, although I obviously drive slower in certain adverse weather conditions, such as snow or heavy rain. I don't use my phone while driving though, except maybe to change music if I'm at a red light or something.

I'm actually a very safe driver :marseywholesome:

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I'm actually a very safe driver

Studies say youre wrong, chud. https://www.businessinsider.com/americans-are-overconfident-in-their-driving-skills-2018-1

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Safe drivers are fricking losers. Nut up.

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>buy porsche

>skimp on tires

why

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They only last 5000 miles and they're not at the wear bars yet so I don't feel like dropping another $1k on rears (I don't get the Garry_Chess two-Lamborghini discount).

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darn neighbor, are you running track tires or what, get some all-around performance tires and you won't wrap your purty porsche around a tree

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They only last 5000 miles

Poorcels coping over being unable to afford their car's running costs

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what tires only last 5000? I get 50000 out of mine.

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Soft ones with great grip.

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Sports car tyres frequently last less time because they're made of a softer compound for better performance and also because sports cars can put a lot more wear on them with the way they drive

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For the love of God get some good quality tires.

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They're PSS4s.

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Should have gotten the XBOXXs

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I repeat myself, get some good quality tires.

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They only last 5000 miles

Stop buying P-Zeros

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What street tires are you running that only last 5k miles, wtf. That's barely an oil change interval. I'm running the Michelin PS4S's and even those have a 20k mile warranty. Are you running with some crazy alignment or something?

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It's a ~2003 Boxster… you think he has money?

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Porsches actually :marseyakshually: barely loose any value

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Early 2000s Porsches are the exception to that, I encourage you to look

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It's a 2004 Carrera 4S and I'm broke.

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I'm both surprised and saddened to learn that the interiors are almost identical

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Go faster :#doit:

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>almost stuffs a 911 driving like an r-slur on Bald summer tires in the rain and posts the video on arr slash drama dot net

I would expect nothing else from a man who has posted his peepee on this website

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Neighbor this is a 20+ year old boxster

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posted his peepee

Source?

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Disappointing

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This really you? Post to the r-slurs in cars subreddit.

Edit: I have an extra pin I forgot about. So pinned.

!r-slurs enjoy.

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You try correcting oversteer in a rear-engine car.

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Stop driving Eurotrash.

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No.

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Please stop driving eurotrash?

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The poor r-slur rear-engine connoisseurs drive BRZ's. I'm convinced that car is uncrashable. You can do literally fricking anything in it.

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BRZ's aren't rear-engine you fricking r-slur

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I spun a fullsize conversion van 180° on ice down Main Street when I was 17. It was pretty cool.

Then I tried putting a limited slip differential in to help with traction. It didn't. Only helped make the butt end swing sideways :marseytwerking:


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^ literally this

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bro you nearly lose control of the vehicle and then you continue speeding as if nothing happened. :marseyclueless:

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It's rear-engined. If you don't power-out of oversteer, the rear end will quickly become the front end.

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neighbour, rear engined doesn't mean you can't slow down especially after you stabilized it. You are not starring in the movie Speed !

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He is right, tho. You have to match the momentum the car is trying to go to recover. I was practicing recovery on a skid pad with a similar car and the instructor just told me to floor it at the right time to stop spinning. Lo and behold...

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>tires bald

>rain

>be boomer

>foot on skinny petal

>nearly crash dumbest Porsche

>foot on skinny petal

>repeat


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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I'm a millennial and you're not nice.

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Congrats, you managed to pull off my fathers aesthetic a few years before me. I didn't check who posted this and assumed someone was shitposting lol


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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Max Verstappen reborn.

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Found 65 Coins!

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But he isnt dead

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Don't worry Toto has a plan for that.

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Pretty :marseyglam: sure u suck at driving :marseysteer: and are going :marseysal3: to die soon.

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You see the hydroplane (act of god) and ignore the excellent correction.

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I see you spinning :marseylowpoly: ur wheels :marseyshortbus: in the rain.

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He's a FIB, they all suck at driving. It's what they do.


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I'm not from Illinois

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If you're so sure what you ain't, how about telling us what you am.

I thought you dated frocho and she's from Chicago so that makes you a fib. Being a hazard on the highway is just further proof


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I live in Michigan.

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