She wants another kid, I just want to bust in the gussy for a bit without another pregnancy. I'm debating tracking the periods and using the Rhythm Method (without informing her) to figure out when I should not bust in the gus.
How r-slurred is this plan?
Ultimately I don't care if I get her pregnant in a few months, 
I just want to maximize non-pregnant gussy busting time.
Edit: I'm gonna go for it, I'll report back
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If she's trying for a kid she'll definitely notice you're only up to the task at the worst possible moments.
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She's a biofoid and therefore has terrible pattern recognition. I'm not worried.
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You're too old to be this stupid
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Never
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She knows her own body hon.
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Congrats on another kid bro
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This isn't helpful
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She will be more willing to smash when she's ovulating though.
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My wife gets super fricking cute when her eggs are ready.
It's a trap.
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Men, everyone. Moids are clinically r-slurred.
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My wife did that and immediately got pregnant. My seed is too powerful for some foid astrology nonsense like that.
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Have you considered communicating with your wife and asking her to take birth control for a while so you can rawdog her for fun a bit before she gets preggo? Like what kind of relationship do you even have?
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An immature one.
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She's opposed to hormonal birth control now
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Only nut in her when she is bleeding.
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Just convince her to suck peepee more and pound her butt.
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Frick you pay me.
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Just have another kid.
(You're relying on her to report on her cycle accurately in contravention to her interests. Just no. You should be flattered she wants to prepetuate your genes more than she has already, and go along with it.)
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Kids are hard though.
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Your ancestors did it, and it's worth it. Don't believe me? Go look at how cringe /r/childfree is. If you can afford it and all your ducks are in a row, go forth and fulfill your darwinistic purpose.
Do it not because it is easy, but because it is right and rewarding.
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Just c*m in her raw every day and if she says no to s*x just punch her really hard until she changes her mind
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