My pastor asked me to help this rentoid get his apartment ready for fire inspection since his landchad was threatening to kick him out for fire code violations. Being a good boy, I went over there to help him out.
First thing I saw were a bunch of mannequins dressed in women's clothing, with tripods and cameras next to them. His apartment was 96 degrees (I measured it with a thermometer), smelled like old people and cigarettes (he smoked in his room) and was covered in dust, porn (his screensaver, magazines, etc), and fraud. Also a few women's clothing magazines. Apparently he sits around all day writing consumer fraud lawsuits and trying to get banks which are run by the mob or sth. I can't get the smell out of my head (it's literally stuck in my sinuses and I don't have any peppermint oil or smelling salts).
fml
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Thanks for the help
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Np. I left the handlotion and that weirdly colored sponge next to the clean diapers
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Now kiss.
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Invite him here
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keep yourself safe and I will
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arghhhh im.... ded
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Can I have 10,000 mbux please
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*PSHHHHHHHHHHHHH* <- thats the sound of me pissing on you
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!slots10000
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If you sent it to me first you would've won jackpot btw
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Hi ded I'm dad!
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Did this guy belong to your church?
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Apparently. Never noticed him before tho. All boomers look the same to me
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He doesn't feel embarassed?
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This guy has a porn screensaver and keeps agpdolls out in the open. He doesn't know what shame is.
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His childhood must have been fun
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Probably was for his step dad.
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Is cleaning out schizo apartments a honored church tradition? I've done this once before I know of two other times at my church lmao.
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Idk. Some other guy from my church cleaned out the cemetery guy's gooncave last year when he died so it might be a thing.
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Guarantee you were just involuntarily part of some
's humiliation fetish. Dude probably ground his stump against a bare mattress after you left.
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I love ancient boomer AGPs. They're so much more wholesome than modern
who not only are degenerate fetishists but also demand that everyone indulge them in their fantasies. At least with the boomers they keep to themselves and limit their posting to online communities filled with other similar people.
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