you think you're someone's e-friend, right, and you drop a line in, something like "shut up cute twink" or "frick off BIPOC lmao" and they go apeshit, block you, and it's very upsetting.
im over thirty. i grew up on chans and ircs
i just dont know how to talk to people any more.
SO MANY people are like this.
you cant have a sneaky jab at someones insecurities and have a laugh about it, get a jab at yours straight back, and laugh about it.
i feel a massive disconnect between online and real life. all of the people i hang out with dont give a shit about this kind of jibbing. but i cant break out of my social circle because
1. i cant modulate my speech, which is practically done on impulse
2. everyone is a kitty.
3. frick off BIPOC
im darn frickin sick of it.
real life isnt supposed to be a larp.
the fact that i've started to think of real life as a larp is crazy.
social disconnect.
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this is literally your problem
when talking to normal people, don't use slurs.
wow that was so complicated and mysterious.
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SHUT UP CUTE TWINK, KEEP YOURSELF SAFE
!DOWNMARSEYRS
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Shutup BIPOC.
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Real friendship is when you can sneak up behind your bro and grab his hips and whisper "I'm gonna frick you till you love me cute twink" and he doesn't get mad
Or this scenario
"It's your birthday today! How old are you now, 48?"
"I'm 32"
"God you look like shit"
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Opposite end of the totem is you take an old friend out drinking one night, and he unironically (?) goes "I love you" , you say "I know" and he goes "No like, for real" on you. Then after you respond with confusion he disappears for like 3 hours, most likely crying and vomitting in one of the stalls.
I still don't know if he went cute twink on me or if it was just a gag. Like neighbor
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100 per centum
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This whiny bitchpost belongs in /h/personal.
You posted it in the wrong hole you fricking r-slur. No wonder you have no friends.
CUTE TWINK.
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Isn't polish like 50% kurwa posting anyway?
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Depends on the person. I don't swear (in Polish), but I know people who use it in sentences to separate words.
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Moved
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I let it slip that I was banned from Reddit in a group of friends and family. Didn't even think about what I was saying. I forget what someone said. Something like "you should go to this sub to look at this thing" and I think I just casually said "I'm banned so can't post." That of course led to "why are you banned?" Ooooof like how do you answer you were part of /r/drama and Reddit gigajannies got mad that we doxxed fat c*nt /u/Chtorrr so they globally banned us all? lol
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Like you do in any social situation, you lie
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I told them it's a long story and too long to go into. But after being asked why I was banned, I kinda thought to myself "ooof, mistake, what to say now"
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Lying is a sin
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just say "sdta-1040" and refuse to answer any more questions about it
if they know they know
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Just say “ethnic slurs” and scream BIPOC at the top of your lungs if they ask you to elaborate.
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I don't mind telling people about rdrama but no one really understands it
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lol shut up cute twink and frick off BIPOC lmao
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das rite, we all about dat shit whiteboy, run it.
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Maybe stop being neurodivergent?
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no can do buckaroo.
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You're over thirty and having these revelations?
You are definitely broken. That's okay to start from...
Telling people to kill themselves is great but do you not delight in having plain old pleasant conversation with people?
The answer to the above question is the difference between the modern renaissance man and an irredeemable failure.
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The good thing about being ESL is that the drama lingo vanishes when I speak a normal language again
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Carp you are bipoc
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Doxx yourself and we can send help.
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don't say slurs irl with new people
it's that simple. You can razz people you only know a little. I do it to this one guy i make fun of his sports gambling addiction
!slots150
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Preach brother.
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