i live in WA, but my home country is bong, i have no real intention to go back - the wages are shit for devs, and i cant really do anything else
i just want to go to uk prison for life. i've got a tonne of books i need to read, the time it'd take possibly exceeds my life expecancy
ill have my cell, and my books, on good behavior i could even get a piano
it honestly sounds like bliss to me
no internet, which is annoying, but i'll make friends, offer my butt if i need to, and i think people will write to me
i know its stupid. can you guys tell me why it won't live up to my expectations?
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Sometimes I have this fantasy too. Everything is taken care of for you in prison. The problem is it's not like a resort, it's absolute heck. Gangs, horrible food, terrible conditions. Imagine it's cold and only having a thin blanket. Dirty communal showers. The threat of violence. Officers who treat you less than an animal. Almost no medical care. You may have to go “prison gay”. You often still have to have a job in the prison—in the cafeteria or cleaning. And then when you get out….you haven't been contributing to social security (this may be different as a bong) so your retirement will suck big time. You'll have difficulty finding housing and employment.
I spent some time in the looney bin and the boredom really gets to you. This was also in a very nice facility, a far cry from prison. Sitting around all day with no purpose gets old REALLY quick.
If you need a break from life, order a meal service and take some time off from work. I guarantee you that you'll be itching to get back to work after a few days.
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Any cool stories? I worked at an old folks home but we had an overwhelming number of old mental cases, most of them where wholesome and just repeated themselves a lot.
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Some of the people thought the staff was spying on us through the smoke detectors lol but that was about it
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Oh we totally spied on the old people but it was for their safty
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Black people are letting the batteries run out on government spy cameras
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why were you there?
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Tried to kill myself 🤗
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Personally Id rather go to jail in a scandanavian country. The guy that did the Oslo masacre is only serving 20 years there and gets to play videogames all day in a private cell
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realistically im not going to get citizenship in one of those.
also brevik will be locked up for life, and he only gets to play games like rayman because he's mental.
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/r/patientg*mers
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funny
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If you commit a crime there theyll put you in prison there. So long as it's serious enough to warrant prison. Whatre they gonna do? Convince another country to imprison you? Also Brevik has a PS2
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its possible i'd just get deported. i wouldnt do anything violent
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You dont have to be violent. Maybe just steal or destroy something that's wildly expensive or culturally significant. Maybe jist burn a bunch of korans?
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/denmark-passes-law-to-ban-koran-burnings/ar-AA1l9NBV
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with burning qurans, (which i am a fan of) you have to bear in mind, muslims are nuts. they could cut my head off before the police arrive
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hey look now you have a whole reason to get in shape and practice sprinting!!
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Oh cool so he can do FF10-12
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And tony hawk proskater
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he only has a ps2
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thug2 is baller though
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It was a good system at the time tho
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This is my retirement plan.
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Here's there forever. It's 20 years with an asterisk which rightoids sometimes like to misinterpret.
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I'm a shy pooper I would
never 
make it behind 
bars
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At its core this is a fantasy of being taken care of. You could always travel to a developing country like the philippines or wales, live off your code monkey money, and never have to lift a finger again.
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Go to the Netherlands and rob a bank. The police will calmly walk after you and ask permission to arrest you. Try out prison for a while there, and if you don't like it they'll let you leave.
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bank robbery was my choice of crime too. i think its pretty harmless. tellers are behind glass
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They'll probably just hand the money to you and allow you to open an account to deposit it before the police get there so it can earn interest during the couple months you're in prison.
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ill go to localbitcoins.com and buy bitchcoins for cash. memorize the seed.
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bruhhh, fr I think programming leads to so much depression. fr not even being snarky, find a hobby or find something that makes you happy. Going to work every day, sitting on the internet all day, doing nothing but isolating is not healthy. Find something outside of computers to make you happy (well, unless maybe you are building them or making something).
So many depressed people on this site. This place is terrible for this. Get away from here until you find happiness. This place will drag you down.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Chicken, egg.
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Any sort of desk job imo. Sitting inside at a desk can't be good for you long term. If
@ritalin was a wfhcel I'd be taking 
@ritalin's laptop too the park and working there. At least you get some sun.
Jewish lives matter
Chud award makes me sound deranged
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I used to take my laptop out and work all the time. Patios, pubs, etc. It was great. Unfortunately now I'm jobmaxxing and in Zoom meeting heck at two companies, so it's a bit more difficult. I'm debating camperizing a van and doing working vacations in the new year.
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How are you pulling that off?
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The number one thing is I usually work through the meetings, since I'm rarely the guy who has to talk so as long as I'm in the meeting, I can do real work while some PHB tries to waste everyone's time. It gets tough when I have overlapping meetings but as long as the camera is off and I'm able to quickly respond if my name comes up, it's ok.
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Probably very true. I have only been a dev outside of shit minimum wage jobs as a teen.
I had to get out of corporate very desperately, because I was seriously unhappy. Didn't want to go to jail, but understand the feeling of "what's the point" when all you do is spend 10 hours a day at some shit job. It's not really 9-5 anymore. It's 9-6 and then you have shitty rush hour traffic. Not a life.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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jewish lives matter. Here at our church, we strongly believe thatjewish lives matterand we want to make sure that all of our members feel loved and accepted. If you'd like to resubmit your post, we would be more than happy to take a look at it. In the meantime, if you need any help or have any questions, please don't hesitate to reach out to us. We're always here to help. Have a blessed day!Jump in the discussion.
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just move somewhere cheap away from dense city and u get to have all that + nice nature walks / hikes for when you want to get some fresh air
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If these are all your qualifications you could find a psycho to keep you in a cage with your books.
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Just go to a mental hospital or two and get SSI and a low income apartment bruh
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Fly to Sweden
and murder 
some cute twink. You'll get much nicer prisons there 
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It's an excellent idea.
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You play the piano?
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Actually I don't have anything
to say, it's really 
a great 
idea, don't give up on your dreams, I'm rooting for you
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Get out of this country, strag
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thought you'd appreciate some white immigration for a change.
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I feel like doing a weekend stop in jail on a mistaken identity or wrongful arrest would be comfy af. Just sit in your cell, sleep, rub one out. Get out on Monday.
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Just tell them you're
and get a free hotel. Far better than prison.
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