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i dont actually like spicy food

i like nice normal food. i like jalapenos at most, thats the spiciest food i can enjoy, and be comfy, and enjoy my meai.

i want the taste of rosemary and thyme in my food, i like a nice slow-cooked beef stew, with good beef + beef heart in it. I've been to thailand, i've (briefly) visited Vietnam. their food is too spicy for me. i like it, but i could never eat that day in, day out.

white people dont eat spicy? yeah. eating isn't a full blown event for me, i dont like walking out of a meal feeling like a gangbanged slut.

i dont like it.

bangers and mash is my comfort food. or a christmas dinner, with a roast turkey, roast tatos, roast veg, dressing and pigs in blankets. something like that.

i wont burn my mouth out like that to impress you. im sick of trying to be a 'hot sauce head', i'll only have hot sauce on egg whites. keep the yolk runny.

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>i dont like walking out of a meal feeling like a gangbanged slut.

Your opinion is wrong but lmao this line goes hard

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los gringos detectada.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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!latinx !mayomoment ketchup would be too spicy even for him/her/xey/etc :marseysmug3:

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ketchup --> trash. no flavor, just tomato and sugar.

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more mayonnaise please

no yeah could you please replace the salsa in the burrito with mayonnaise

thanks senyora

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I like pretty spicy shit, probably more than the avg whitey (and despite their bragging blacks too, they barely able to handle spicy food) but some of the specialty hot sauces you see that are like 10 gorrilian scovilles are impossible to enjoy and only exist as a novelty

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you can enjoy it, but do you/could you eat that every day? for every meal? spicy breakfast?

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Yes fried eggs (over easy) with a bunch of hot sauce so the yolk gets all mixed up w it is delicious. Plus spicy shit right at the start of the day wakes you up good

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repellent personality trait tbqh.

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What, putting hot sauce on eggs?

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Hot sauce and eggs is :marseychefkiss:

Omelets with salsa are fantastic too

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Oh yea salsa w eggs is great, huevos rancheros is prolly my fav breakfast dish

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it shouldn't touch the yolk, its got a delicate taste. but also this shit:

spicy shit right at the start of the day wakes you up good

vape like a normal person, have a coffee.

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Vape??? Neighbor Im not a 10 yr old and that coffee shit'll kill ya

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>me puffin away on my boxmod

>you sitting their unwired, unfocused and begging for addies

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Spicy sausage is :marseylickinglips:

Plus like the guy below said, hot sauce and eggs are great. I'm also partial to omelets with salsa

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>Thailand

Lol their spice levels are too overwhelming for a beginner

Some of their sauces look like normal chilli sauce so people can get overconfident consuming them

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it was nothing like i've ever experienced. my version of "thai green curry" was pathetic. i thought i liked it.

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thai chilli peppers are really hot so that's why

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17026026435704935.webp

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I've had ghost pepper chili :marseylickinglips:

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how were they? did you have it on its own or in a dish? I quite like how sze chuan peppercorns in some chinese dishes numbs your tongue which changes the taste and flavours of the dish when you bite into them lol :marseylickinglips:

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Oh I meant chili like this:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17026032224380565.webp

It was good as frick. It burned but it was worth it :marseyhappytears:

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oh but it was the hottest chilli pepper for the longest time so i was wondering if it was very painful to consume lol

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Yep it was. :marseysoycry: <- my face while eating it lol. I'd eat it again though :marseyfluffy:

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I'd eat it again though :marseyfluffy:

lmao i get what you mean, we have this McSpicy burger here in Singapore that's very notorious for giving people very painful shits the next day but it's still a local favourite and IMO very nice even though it's goyslop

McSpicy/McLaoSai/McDiarrhea, The Most Iconic Singaporean Burger – Food Origins

!goyslopenjoyers you might love this one, it looks innocent in the pictures but :marseyburn:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17026038858024354.webp

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>oh 50000-100000 schoville units, oh thats so weak, i have naga chilli HOT SAUCE for breakfast on my cheerios.

fricking HATE IT.

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tbh I'm surprised habeneros are hotter, I've used them in cooking before and I guess they're really spicy if you eat them straight but as an ingredient they really don't seem too bad

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Cute twink

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eating spice that's too strong for you is really good for shocking you into feeling something when depressed, and more socially acceptable than scarification

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no wonder i like spicy food :marseytabletired2:

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:marseymanysuchcases:

:@xpat:

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Sure is curious how taste sensitivity and hot spice enjoying is inversely correlated.

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i cant imagine not being able to taste the delicate taste of rosemary or dill. simply :marseychefkiss:

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Ofc a bong would eat like luftwaffe bombers are still flying overhead and think it is good

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its in our blood

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It's something you gotta build up tolerance to. I went through a phase where i was trying to eat hotter and hotter stuff and was making my own hotsauce. Went from crystal being too spicy for me to use much of to my favorite hotsauce being literally a million scovilles. Most of them at that heat range suck because the people making them start disregarding flavor entirely but this shit is actually good https://i.rdrama.net/images/17026022056512117.webp

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no. i've built up a tolerance to a lot of things, chiefly alcohol, and nicotine and coke, nothing good comes out of this

ive tried your "spicy food way" and it leads to misery, chasing an endorphin rush, its sick, addict behavior.

its like "fisherian runaway" but for foodstuffs.

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Yeah the endorphin rush is what got me into it, I used to take bong rips all day erry day and it helped me stop smoking weed. Also i just plain like the pain

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Thai and vietnam is not spicy lol

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sorry :marseyteehee: thirdwolder, i didnt :marseyfingerwords: know you only ate spicy food because it coverned up the taste :marseylicking: of gone off meat.

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dude bussy lmao

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i have a dream, where :marseydrama: the goyslop :marseyobesekfc: surpasses fruitarian boundaries and gives us proper, egg yolk, preservered egg yolk in a bottle. keep it at room temp,

it CAN BE DONE.

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dude bussy lmao

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its literally :marseyme: not. you can make billiobs from this: make egg yolk constantly liquid, and make handle/stay up to 32c.

you crack eggs, and sepeate the yolks, add calcium carbonate and you've god a fricking :marseytom: egg suace, egg ketchup :marseytrumpgrill:

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found the incel

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>i wont burn my mouth out like that to impress you.

skill issue

git gud

it isn't a burn it's flavor

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weak

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:#marseychristmasscarf:

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