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I have decided I am going to Alexandermaxx

What is Alexandermaxxing?

It is pushing yourself to be even greater than you are right now every single waking moment of your life because out there right now there is at least one man who is greater than you right now and that is unacceptable.

Just like how Alexander wasn't going to stop until he had conquered the entire planet, you aren't going to stop until you have reached the maximum possible peak of what are the limits of the human spirit.

Wish me luck. I will almost certainly fail but sometimes it's worth it to fly just to see how far you could actually jump when you believed in yourself.

( Do not try these stunts at home without preparation and training. They are performed by professional r-slurs )

Wish me luck.

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To truly Alexandermaxx, you must also boozemaxx


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I got fit didn't I.

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this claim is incredible without proof

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How am I going to prove that I am working towards something?

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Naked pictures of your entire body at the beginning of your "fitness journey" and in its current condition are required.

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Don't have em.

I only got huge biceps and arms and am able to do 50 crunches and 50 squats right now.

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50 of anything gets boring. After you can do 30, change your form.

Specifically, for grins, get good at pistol squats, and then challenge your weak comrades to try it after you made it look easy. People fall down. A lot.

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Pistol squats noted. Thank you!

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oh, uh, if you never tried it before, hold onto a doorjam or something because there's like 50/50 chance of falling over LOL

and you're welcome

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Being like Alexander is just being a gay slut and sucking/fricking your way to the top in politics. Basically like that twink that got caught cornholing in the Senate Hearing room. Pretty sure the invention of video recording and straggotry makes it hard to just "be like alexander" these days. We need to retvrn.

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No the other parts.

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