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Not looking forward to my bone marrow biopsy

The IR scheduled 30 minutes for a normal 45 minute procedure. I'm sure it'll be fine but 15 minutes I have a few questions. :marseyveryworried: :marseyveryworried: :marseyveryworried:

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Then look backwards, idiot.

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I'm going to be fricked out of my mind on morphine and a local anesthetic. At best I could garble some form of consent

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Walk in wearing the patient gown backwords while grabbing your peepee and say "yeah, I got a big bone you can biopsy"

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I worked with these people. I'd rather not make an butt out of myself.

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Too late. You're naked and on drugs in front of them

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Only so much I can pass off as drugs. I'm already getting preferential treatment because I get morphine, normally we'd just give lidocaine and start going into their bone.

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Turns out they want me in and out ASAP. I've done this procedure about 150 times ASAP and never within a 30 minute interval. It takes 20 minutes alone to make sure everybody is cognizant of the procedure that's taking place and post surgery, 5-10 minutes confirming everything is correct and we didn't extract bone marrow from some random person, 10 minutes dealing with writing up a report and about a few minutes before discharging the patient.

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