Ok besides this hilarious shit,, I'm gonna be a good and consistent poster and add a lot to the site. Then ebeg like that frickin sword 2 liter smashig guy??
I've had people here tell me like wtf why dont you find a simp?? My ego prevents me idk even if it fricks me over.
I've been meaning to try to contribute more (as a like...this is a dumb time wasting thing that is not drinking so GOOD!
Anyways I hate pity. I got a MISDEMEANOR DUI. I didn't hit anyone. I didn't hit any thing or car or bike. They puller me over for swerving (I tried to find a booze cruiser meme but couldn't find one?? MODS.
Frick anyways.
$600 for moving in
$Paid $400 like an r-slur cuz the phone line LIED about being unlimited
$2,500 lawyer charge
liscense suspended minimum two years.
I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF!! I was blacked out drunk and I was still wary and smart. I refused to blow because I subconsciously knew it would be better to not blow than blow like a felony chrage like 3x the legal limit and my lawyer gave me props for it lol
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