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I ate a kebab at noon and spent the next 10 hours vomiting

FRICKING MUZZIES!!! :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: !chuds

My abs hurt from hurling and I cut off my beard 5 hours in, also put my rosary in the wash by accident with the sheets and it broke (@Corinthian :marseydepressed:). When will muzzies stop persecuting us Christians in Europe? !catholics

Historians will describe this as the inciting incident for the rise of the far right in my house when analyzing the writing of my manifesto "Mein Kebapf".

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That's what you get. Moids shouldn't wear jewelry.

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I don't wear it, I just pray on it at night. I'm not some robe wearing, incent smoking, Franciscan monk.

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You don't wear the rosary, you heathen :marseysmughips:

That makes God upset

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I must have missed that lesson. I was doomed from the start.

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Sounds like the nuns didn't threaten you enough :marseynun:

It's okay, I will pray a decade of the rosary for you

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