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I'm now vomiting blood

I know you're all waiting impatiently for my health updates.

I'm gonna wash and go to the E.R.

I hate my life :(

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Yeah, that's no good. Can't be vomiting blood. :marseydisagree:

Don't try to drive yourself to the hospital. Call an ambulance if you don't already have someone coming to pick you up.

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idk, id uber if i was him.. Taking an ambulance will add like $5-10k to the bill

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wtf why so expensive? they're like ~1k here in Germany

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The Uber drivers get really upset and deny service if they find out you're vomiting blood :marseyitsover:

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And try getting an OD too the hospital! They really raise a stink.

Long live the ccp

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Meanwhile Taxi Drivers were PROUD to let you give birth in the backseat. And we're supposed to think this is the future :marseyeyeroll:

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omg hi @SalemSaberhagen!!! okay so this is like super awkward omg but basically i had to remove ur comment bc u didnt say Long live the CCP lol. don't worry though, we like wont let you post anything that like doesnt have Long live the CCP in it. anyways im like just a robot 😲 but if u want to talk 2 somebody you should do it here lol

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