Haven't lived with my parents for years but I just got a text from my parents that it got into some shit under the sink and got poisoned Stupid butthole was too old to know better I guess. I'm just glad it went out slowly and painfully instead of some gay shit like dying in it's sleep or something. I always hated that c*nt cat.
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- houellyjollybecq : missed you but thank you for pozzing my cat before xe died
RETARDED My family's cat finally died
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And it works every single time.
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"stupid annoying gimmick isn't funny and it doesn't work anyway"
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Keep crying and seething cute twink
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Keep not having a soul cute twink.
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Moralstrag kitty B-WORD
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You know OP is crying right now.
Literally this
What a cute twink.
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why would i care lol it was really annoying
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Why would I be crying? My cat is still alive.
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Why would I be crying? My cat is finally dead
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Sidevoted
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you know i usually upmarsey bait but just for you i'll make an exception
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My parents don't even have a cat I just know that anything involving cats brings out the soy redditor in most dramatards
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meanwhile I just spent [redacted] dollars to save my foids stupid cat from a horrible death
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Cuck. Should've just given it a good stomp instead
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I'm not that mean.
but I'll give him a good punt next time he acts up
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Tear it in half
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Why are you celebrating a cat's suffering instead of killing yourself?
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life of a cat = nothing
my life = valuable
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R*pe it
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!zoochads who wants my sloppy seconds
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I like ALL CATS.
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You should keep yourself safe.
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LOLLLLL YOU'RE SO MAD YOU LITTLE CUTE TWINK LMAOOOOOO
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May darqwf r*pe you.
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Waffles
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GURA MY CAT DIED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Hi I'm allergic to cats
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Keeping cats indoors is fricktarded, if you live somewhere where the cat has to piss on your carpet and walls you shouldn't have one
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if u just give em a clean litter box, they naturally go where they can dig.
no training required, our cats did this from the literal day we got them as 2mo old kittens
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I hate to be the one to inform you but they are silently spraying cat jizz on every surface in your house and every single visitor that doesn't live in the fart cloud is disgusted by it
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negatory we uv things constantly
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Keeping cats outdoors destroys your ecosystem, though. I like having birdies wake me up in the morning.
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did you have s*x with it yet? I await your response with eager fingers ( )
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Nah I hated it too much
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yeah but its dead now
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It would feel weird upmarseying this
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Shut up cute twink b-word
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But did you frick the cat?
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No, the hatred kept my arousal down
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@stupidgayhomobuttfrickerex thoughts?
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NOVWL
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