I almost crashed my car 30 minutes ago


								

								

Somebody put a 8 foot (maybe taller) skeleton in their yard but they dressed it in trousers and a flannel shirt and posed it like it's taking a step towards you. This was in my peripheral vision so I thought it was a giant skinny bald man like the guy from Twin Peaks (but taller) coming for me and I screamed and almost drove my car over the median

I couldn't take a picture but it's on Mockingbird northeast of White Rock lake in Dallas, on the side going southwest, if you want to see it

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I should not have a license (but I had it renewed last month so I got at least 8 more years :marseyklennyshrug:)

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There's a house down in south Arlington that does the same thing with a gigantic skeleton wearing a cowboys jersey and helmet

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Anyone rooting for the Cowboys at this point in the season can't be reasoned with. Tread carefully.

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>it's on Mockingbird northeast of White :marseysharksoup: Rock lake in Dallas

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Dallas

:#marseybardfinnsbiggestenjoyer:

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lol

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>woman (male) almost crashes car because of static object nowhere near road

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Hah women


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Twin Peaks is so cool!

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almost only counts in hourshoes and hand grenades :hmph:

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glad you're okay

thankfully it's raining so hard here and I havent cleaned any of the pollen off my car since last year so other that the windshield wipers everything else is extremely smudged and nondistracting.

As such I haven't crashed or ran over anyone yet, I think. :marseyinjured:

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If you don't see them it doesn't count!

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>"Oh No he's coming for me"

>better crash my car I could get away in

:#marseydarkfoidretard:

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Bitches be driving they car over the median n sheeeittt

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