Just had to pour from a 60L glass carboy by hand because I'm too r-slur to measure how long my siphon is

Years last batch of beer was finally done, had to bottle it.

My siphon doesn't reach far enough down the neck. Well alright, I'll channel my inner RSP fav and just suck (start the siphon) until I get what I want

But the thing's too low to the ground the siphon won't sustain its self

So instead I got to bear hug this massive fricking thing, lift it to my knees and pour. Must've weighed 100 fricking pounds and I dumped a bunch on the floor

!r-slurs One day I'll stop being one of you. But not today.