THE ROBOT IS STUCK! 
"WHY DID YOU LEAVE PIZZA??"
Context: I adopted him as a kitten around ten years ago. I moved from the U.S. to the UK and my ex lives in my old apartment. I messaged my ex last night to ask for him to be returned to me and he isn't cooperating. I need him to cooperate to get my cat over here. Can't ask reddit cos I'm ip banned. Wtf do I do?
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We've got literally millions of that exact same cat in the UK. Just get a new one.
!Britbongs imagine going to the lengths of importing one of these. Just wait for a fresh bin bag to drift by on the canal and pick one you like.
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He is my favorite one 😔
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What you need to do is get shared custody of the cat. Just put the cat in a shipping container and send him off to the U.S. every other week, and have pizza do the same.
Hope this helps.
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As part of a breakup process you have to let go of everything.
In my twenties I stayed for a year in an unhappy relationship because I would have missed the dog too much. It was a really great dog which we'd bought together but she would keep. I remember saying goodbye to the dog still today, and I can't even remember the moment I broke up with the ex.
Let go of the cat in order to free yourself from the toxic ex moid. It's hard but necessary.
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"Breakup" she got tricked by her mom and left the country. I gave her until thanksgiving to come back and now shes melting down because i went to a casino with another foid.
What actually happened here is im done dealing with it. If she wants to be poor and drink herself to death in the UK she can.
And lets be clear: the entire reason she left was so she could drink unchallenged, there was nothing else to it.
I just dont care anymore, i gave her 6 months to come back. Her response? "Oh i have to ask my mom." Im not living my life around her mother lol.
She can even have the cat, if she isnt on the way back the day after thanksgiving i am cutting all contact and moving on with my life.
Her mother is an absolutely horrible person and if pojom wants to keep letting her ruin her life im not gonna help her anymore.
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!metashit is this all previously on record?
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You shouldn't give her the cat, she obviously doesn't care about him if she left without him over six months ago
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Yeah if she really gave a shit about her marsey she'd have taken him with her.
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You're contradicting yourself with every other sentence. Is that her mom or her alcoholism?
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Sounds like her mom is also an alcoholic. This one is on pizza. This is the woman he chose. According to him before he dated pojom, he was a chick magnet, but he still chose to shack up with an alcoholic.
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Both.
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I cant believe she moved to… UK of all places for economic opportunity.
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So the getting run thru rough by whatever gross migrant gets his way that evening doesn't concern you?
Sorry for calling you @pizzaJill.
@pizzaCuck far more appropriate.
Trump's win might actually break him 🤌🏿
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You're so poor and r-slurred, you couldn't afford to pay your half of the rent.
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I live on my own and have been paying the rent for 2 years now lol
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If this was worthy of a response, it would get one.
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Dude, run
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🚩🚩🚩🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚩🚩🚩
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The soviet invasion plan of west Europe was to shock other NATO members into capitulation by nuking Bongistan.
Based Lenny. One of Lavrenty Beria's firing squad don'cha know?
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Frances plan was to nuke Germany, as a warning.
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East or West?
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Why not both?
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