Who's been devilish lately? (Devilish Activity Review week 1)

I walked past this fence to a dog park, the dog park has only one entrance and no walkable areas to any side except the very end.

I saw an umbrella. A simple umbrella. A black umbrella. HANGING from the fence, so carefree with no thoughts.

So I touch it. And I wait. After no reaction I check it. And I wait. Then finally I tip it, onto my side.

Whoever owns that umbrella now needs to walk a half mile into a strange and ghetto neighborhood to get their umbrella.

IF IT'S STILL THERE AHAHAHAHA