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mom just asked if i've "heard of this streamer destiny" :marseyscared:
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Who would you prefer to see strangled to death in front of their children's eyes in order to keep James Earl Jones alive for 15 more minutes?

!haters

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Is this brain damage

edit: oh no, the filters :(

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Me and binterong are officially edating. This is basically how it's going

!fellas PLEASE FRICKING HELP ME

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!bookworms !g*mers

The first major RPG I ever played had the King voiced by Patrick Stewart.

Of course I'm talking about Westwood Entertainment Studios "Lands of Lore."

!oldstrags

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Update on my Chastity Cage Quest, I have decided on two cages! :marseyblush: :marseyokapi:

Originally I was going to check out Kink3d, since I heard good things about them,

Their products are really high quality

but.....

holy shit their lowest priced cage is around $150, with the pink ones at minimum costing $200. I'm a broke b-word college student, so I had to look elsewhere lmao.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17259152040227835.webp

This is the first one I am considering, it's only $35, and while it is not the prettiest thing around, it still looks okay and the website seems pretty reliable [HouseOFDenial.com]

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1725915204276952.webp

This is the second one I consider getting, and personally I like it's design a lot more. It is $50 however, but seems more higher quality [lockthepeepee.com]

I still don't know if I should get the nub or nano size, I feel like I may be in-between and don't know if you should lean on the side of smaller or larger when it comes to cages

(I have heard that having a slightly too large cage can actually be really painful, and not in the fun way.)

Anyways, obligatory !furries and !hornyposters ping, wish I could ping femboys but I don't have the coin to do so lmao.

If you can spare the coins any pin awards would be appreciated in fueling my humiliation and attention fetish, I'm broke from pinning all my own posts lol.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17259152045046065.webp

POV me in a month probably

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That nickname is because he looks like a knight riding a horse

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!alligatorfrickhouse !fhqwhgads

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Help me convince my roommate not to go on anti-depressants.

My roommate recently told me about how their therapist has been trying to start them on anti-depressants.

Thing is, they have a pretty bad diet, get zero exercise and have an erratic sleep schedule. They also smoke tons of weed and are currently on HRT. (!cuteandvalid any input on if that stuff makes you depressed?). Some positives are they have a very good job and work long hours, and have a supportive girlfriend.

Anyway I want to try and get through to them that all of the (negative stuff) above is likely the cause of their depression, and anti-depressants are a band-aid on a bullet-hole. Unfortunately I feel like I won't be able to get through to them, since I feel like anything I say will come across as me trying to moral-lecture them or telling them how to live their life.

I know this isn't really a serious forum, but if you guys have any experience with this and could maybe come up with an approach that I could take to explain this stuff to them i'd appreciate it, since I want to try and save someone from the SSRI-zombie apocalypse.

Thanks. :laughing:

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Nathan explosion is literally me

Seriously that's me

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Cat Post #20

:marseybow: !animalposters !cats

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Makala prison, the biggest in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, has capacity for 1,500 prisoners, and holds both male and female prisoners. However, Makala prison is highly overcrowded, housing between 14,000 and 15,000 inmates. In 2020, it was estimated that more than 90% of the people held at the prison were awaiting trial, and only 6% were actually serving sentences.

From a purely logistic standpoint, I don't understand it. The system is so clearly broken. DO SOMETHING TO FIX IT, R-SLURS.

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I have checked and confirmed my human levels to foids.

I tried speaking a few sentences to a foid today who was working a shop. Younger foid, pretty. I asked her a question about herself and she became eye contact avoidant and the guy next to her spoke for her. I neurodivergentally ended up asking the guy if he was a sibling because I am used to expecting siblings to speak for one another, but beyond that I don't think I fricked up the conversation.

I now have confirmation that above average looking foids do not want to interact with me. Which means I must currently be a 3-4 out of 10 moid.

It's over for the next 12 months for me.

:marseyitsover:

I think every moid should try and find out their moid levels. If she calls the police you are a 1 or 2 out of 10. If she actively starts trying to avoid you, you are a 3-5 out of 10. If she is willing to speak with you and communicate then you are a 6-8 out of 10. If she seems interested in you then you are a 9 or 10 out of 10.

This is the stranger moid index for reference.

Good luck.

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How big of a deal is hpv for moids??

Was kinda humiliated trying to hook up with an ex after years just so we both get off till we find something better. We both did STD tests and both clean except I got hpv.

Wouldn't frick me

There's not even a test for men it mostly effects(affects?) foids.

Should I like tell men I wanna frick? I kinda dont want to. As a moid what is your opinion?

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I have stopped having anxiety attacks.

I have normalized how I start my day and that has allowed me to increase the order in my day to day life. Turns out I just needed some self managed stability and order in my life. That is the secret. Organize your life and create habits that you do every single day the moment you wake up and carry on from there. It allows you to save time on the thinking and increase your productivity as doing the same task every single day makes it automatic over time.

I hope this helps and have a good day.

I am a cleaner person now. No more bursts of activity. Just organized march forward. Good luck.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17256640682969012.webp

!alligatorfrickhouse !chuds

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Good Morning. Before and After I had my big breakfast 😋

!cuteandinvalid in case you missed it 😋

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Probably sounds like Tyler Durden beating the brakes off Marla Fischer, absolute Captain Caveman style. 250 pounds of muscle on her 110 pound frame.

And you know she's a total fricking freak, starting her career with that good girl country shit, always dating older men.

Their shit is probably a war crime in most European countries.

!swifties !coomers

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Are you sad deep inside?

Me too friens = (

I hope the best for you always, im sorry im speaking to you all as one, when you are many, and thats not supposed to be a reference, im speaking from my heart and know what i say is iut of love and not anything elese.

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Cat Post #19: Rusty Venture!

These babies are too cute! They're very into fighting to the death and momma Sheila needs two regular workouts a day so she's gentle with them when they test her patience. She can get mean! I'm trying to gently teach her to not bite them with full force - best would be not at all - but they're all worked up

!animalposters !cats

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My city has a big car celebration weekend every August. Most of it is really trashy hotrod and muscle car people, but if you know where to look you can find some good modern and vintage euro stuff.

Also I'm taking the Porsche 928 to RADwood Detroit on the 14th and will likely have an extra ticket if anyone here wants to go and listen to me be grumpy about other people's cars. No butt stuff unless you're a girl.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17255750920960374.webp

A nice 964 generation 911. Just ten years go these were $35k cars. Now you're lucky to find one for $100k

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17255750929152908.webp

G-Body Carrera. Another formerly cheap car.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17255750935582583.webp

VW Caddy

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17255750942764425.webp

G-Body again

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1725575094935632.webp

A really nicely kept M6 (or 635CSI, not sure)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17255750955286882.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17255750962432215.webp

380SL

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Nicely restored Beetle

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17255750978792481.webp

1 of 6 first-generation Allroads outfitted for the Olympic team.

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VW Phaeton 4-Seater with a W12 engine. A close friend of mine collects W12-engined cars. Has two A8Ls and a Phaeton. He also, and I'm not joking, lives in a tent.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17255750991139216.webp

I think Karmann-Ghias are hideous. I also hate that they chopped up that nice 944 Turbo behind it for an LSX swap. Bet it goes like shit though.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1725575099820987.webp

Interior shot of that previously mentioned M6

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Kinda sick of writing captions but if you scroll down you'll find my friend's D2 generation Audi S8 with Bentley wheels and Mucho Macho tires. Priorities.

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I woke up

I hate it when my plans don't work out haha

!alligatorfrickhouse

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Cat Post #18: Gooood Morninggg Triana!

I hope everyone has a lovely Thursday! Today marks 31 days of life :ratvibe: we out here!

!animalposters !cats

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EFFORTPOST My favorite courtroom moments

Hello! I hope you're doing well and that your week's been good so far. Today I wish to share with you my top 5 courtroom moments. There's something fascinating about the courtroom. The stakes are high, people's lives are on the line, and there are families seeking justice. It's no wonder it's entertaining! Have you ever been in the courtroom as a defendant? If so, leave your story below.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17254556874326131.webp


5. Diane Lovejoy faints

This is going to be a quick post because I'm feeling nauseous so forgive me if I don't go in-depth into the cases. Diane Lovejoy ordered a hit on her husband but she was thwarted by law enforcement. Lovejoy and her accomplice, gun instructor Weldon McDavid Jr., were both found guilty in connection with the failed murder attempt. For her efforts, she received 26 years to life in prison. Upon being declared guilty, she sways in her seat before fainting, her head hitting the table with an audible THUD! It's quite the event to watch!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1725455687801322.webp


4. Former Judge Tracie Hunter dragged out of courtroom

Judge Tracie Hunter was convicted in 2014 on a felony charge of unlawful interest in a public contract. The charge stemmed from allegations that she used her position to help her brother, a juvenile court employee, keep his job after he was accused of assaulting a youth in custody. Upon being ordered to serve a six-month jail term, she resists being taken into custody, resulting in her being dragged out of court while her supporters protest in the gallery. It's quite the sight!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17254556882961385.webp


3. Derek Chauvin is convicted of murder

We all know the case. Derek Chauvin kneeled on the fine gentleman George Floyd, resulting in his death. The court case was a long and controversial one that occurred amidst global protests against police brutality. On April 20, 2021, Chauvin was found guilty on all three charges:

  • Second-degree unintentional murder: This charge carries a maximum sentence of 40 years.

  • Third-degree murder: This charge carries a maximum sentence of 25 years.

  • Second-degree manslaughter: This charge carries a maximum sentence of 10 years.

When the guilty verdict is read out, Chauvin is like a deer in headlights. You can see the fear bubbling up within him. He knows he's in for a bad time. Since being incarcerated, he has been shanked by fellow inmates. It's hard to not feel pity for a fellow human being in distress.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17254556883717332.webp


3. Jaleel Smith-Riley faints in court

Oh cawd! Sometimes people don't want to deal with the consequences of their actions. I've made bad choices in life, like choosing to study English instead of getting a worthwhile degree. However, I accept my mistakes as I deal with the consequences now. Jaleel wasn't prepared to do that. He tried robbing Porshia Brooks and her boyfriend Aaron Martin. Upon finding out Aaron, he shot him in the head before opening fire on Porshia, who died. For his evil deeds, he received life without parole. Upon hearing the news, he bobs his head comically before collapsing! Oh cawd!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17254556885861719.webp


2. Ronnie O'Neal Shouts in Court

This is a sad case that probably deserves an effortpost of its own. On March 18, 2018, in Riverview, Florida, Ronnie O'Neal brutally murdered his girlfriend, Kenyatta Barron, and their 9-year-old daughter, Ron'Niveya O'Neal, who had special needs and was non-verbal due to her disabilities. O'Neal also attempted to kill his 8-year-old son, Ronnie O'Neal IV, by stabbing him multiple times and setting the family's house on fire. Remarkably, the boy survived the attack and later testified against his father in court.

He chose to represent himself which is seldom a good choice. During his opening statement, he screamed a lot and claimed the police fabricated evidence against him. Really, you have to watch the whole thing to appreciate it. It's a slow burn but it's good.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1725455688676805.webp


1. Amber Guyger is forgiven

How do you feel about forgiveness? Is it cucked or is it a good value to have? Some people are able to forgive in the most trying circumstances. This includes Brandt Jean who is the brother of Botham Jean. Amber Guyger, a white off-duty Dallas police officer, entered the apartment of 26-year-old Botham Jean, believing it was her own. Guyger lived in the same apartment complex as Jean, one floor below him. Upon entering the apartment, which had a slightly ajar door, Guyger claimed she believed Jean was an intruder. She drew her service weapon and shot Jean, who was sitting on his couch eating ice cream. Jean was struck in the chest and died from his injuries. Guyger was initially charged with manslaughter, but the charge was later upgraded to murder.

In court, Guyger is made to listen to victim impact statements. One comes from Brandt who says he forgives Guyger and doesn't want her to go to jail. He also hugs her with permission from the judge. This move sparked controversy. Some viewed it as quite cucked, and interpreted it as another case of people going easy on a white woman. Others (including myself) see Brandt as exceptionally brave. What do you think?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17254556888724124.webp


Conclusion

My teeth hurt because I had new braces put in. My life is mid at the moment, but I have faith that things will get better. I have a new part-time job so I'm not completely broke. However, I'm still on the hunt for a full-time job. Tune in next time when we discuss Ramy of OB Global, Alex Rosen of Predator Poachers, and the rest of the amateur predator hunting community.

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Realizing my work friend tried that check fraud "glitch"
  • notably stressed out today

  • eventually mention they're (:marseylgbtflag5:) worried over "someone" writing them a bad check :marseymirror:

  • account gets frozen :marseyfrozen:

  • they call the bank :marseycapitalistmanlet:

  • while on hold, they tell me "I think they're mad at me." :marseyaware:

  • they step away and finish the call in private, it takes almost an hour

  • they come back and don't want to talk about it :marseyshrug:

Honestly would have assumed they got scammed online, but then I saw the headlines lol

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