Don't know what to do with hedgehogs, so I left him a piece of sausage near the burrow. Now, half a day later, it is gone

@BWC elaborate

I do not like how dogs smell when they haven't had a bath recently.

I do not like dogs smell when the have had a bath recently.

I do not like the noise dogs make when they bark.

I do not like the noise dogs make when they eat.

I do not like the noise dogs make when they drink.

I do not like the noise dogs' unretractable nails make when they walk.

I do not like how dogs follow you around from room to room.

I do not like how dogs stare at everything you do.

I do not like how dogs are incapable of pooping in a designated area.

I do not like how dogs become near suicidal when you leave for a second to grab the mail.

Other than that, dogs are great!

Janny job

>pays twice as much as the healthcare job

>no special skills needed, just moderate website content

>not high stakes/no pressure

>doesnt require talking to actual people

>comfy office

>already have a job offer

>likely a dead end job

>long travel time, though I'm thinking of renting a place near there

The healthcare job

>offers to pay for med school if I work there for two years

>actually has something to do with my degree

>short travel time

>high stakes/little room for error

>facing people in distress

>in a hospital

>pays less

>still have to pass final interview on wednesday

Oh, let me put on my new show

Which one? Girls?

Yeah, it's not bad

Ew

Are you talking about the s*x? The people are kind of gross

They are disgusting looking people and the s*x is gross

I know and the one girl is really tubby and doesn't seem care about her body

I don't understand why she keeps watching it

Bought a 16gb rx580 but they sent me a 8gb version, any advice on how not to get fricked on the return (they claim they never got it back, claim it's actually as good as the 16gb ect)?

Post em boys yay I'm gonna be rich someday

Hi all! These ferns with odd flowers whose names I cannot track down were a freebie with my jasmine plant years ago. I adore the odd flowers that bloom from them, but my research has not resulted in any leads. Do any of you have any idea of what they are?

Have a good day everyone

This morning at the gym THIS MORNING AT THE GYM there was a fricking homeless guy sleeping in the men's change room and I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

I specifically joined a key fob access private gym to escape the hobocels that frequented Planet Fitness but this is somehow WORSE cos they would never sleep at PF and stink up the place.

These "people" ruin everything. Parks, plazas, restaurants, malls, the entire city center is all DISGUSTING and I have HAD IT

No context because I don't want to be doxxed by you weirdos, but yeah.

Unbeknownst to practically everyone, she would pay for a ton of personal stuff with the company credit card. We're not even talking about plausible business uses... we're talking about DoorDash to her own house, knickknacks from Etsy, clothes, and so on. She even double-dipped into her paycheck and gave herself a bonus that wasn't signed off on.

She's even more fricked because now everyone in her town knows and wants nothing to do with her. She may or may not face fraud charges but her life is basically over.

I'm going to bed happy.

Not taking it, bottom text.

Dramabros, so much pain awaits me in the next days

!biology I hate canker sores so much

I was driving on the freeway when someone threw a rock my way and smashed my driver's side window. Luckily I had smash-and-grab proof windows so it didn't completely shatter. It's an old trick to get you to pull over and then you get robbed so I just kept driving with a smashed window and a racing heart. Frick, I'm a poorcel I can't afford to just fix my window. Luckily I didn't freak out and cause an accident. It's joever for my car for now.

I can't believe I get paid for this.

My mom has three Billy goats, two yearling females and an older male. The girls are named Lily and Penelope they're all super in love with each other and they adore people they cost a lot though! They're spoiled and will only eat alphalfa hay we just refilled the barn with hay and it was the same price we paid annually back when we had five horses, in addition to the goats, back in the early 2000's. Ugh inflation, honey, you're drunk. Go home

!animalposters

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I don't know any Dutch people, don't plan to live there, don't need it for my work.

The rule of language learning is that you give up goalless language study after approximately 2 months but I don't wanna

Just after the turkey incident. Thought my mustache looked a little suspect.

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THEY TOOK AWAY MY BRAIN! THEY TOOK AWAY MY BRAIN!

Please let me know if you notice anything different in my behavior.

Your feedback is appreciated.

Mufti Dance:

Amusing dance moves:

!metashit'ers!

Also the Polaris has been delivered and is hiding in the woods waiting for the big reveal.

I've been tasked with finding an adult sized one for my boss after he squeezed inside and drove it home.