!male feminists

Like a month ago I'm getting gas and this Ferrari pulls up at the pump next to me. The guy comes out and starts up a conversation about my Porsche and we exchange numbers. A few weeks later I post a picture of a Vector W8 I spotted and he gives me a call. Turns out he was involved with the guy who started Vector back in the day. I mention taking some photos of his car and he says that would be great. We make plans, the plans fall through a few times, but in the meantime he has a project for me.

He bought a Polaris side-by-side for his neurodivergent son and wants the color changed and it to have a racing livery like a monster truck. I say I could probably make that happen and get to designing.

Today I go over to his house to go over some of the design choices, and he says we can shoot his car tonight but it needs to be washed first. He hands me the keys, says to take it for a spin, hand wash it, and he'll pay me $25/hour to do so. Also there are a few other things around the house that need to be handled and he'll pay me hourly to do that as well.

Oh, and he also introduces me to his house manager. She's stunning.

So I find myself cruising some of my favorite back roads in a V12 Ferrari before carefully washing it in an air conditioned garage.

Tonight, I find myself hanging out the back of my Volvo getting the photoshoot I wanted.

Tomorrow I'm driving a few hours to the powersports dealership to pick up this Polaris. He says he wants me to break it in as well.

This isn't the first time I've fallen into a series of odd jobs, but it's been awhile and it feels good.

Edit: one of the results -

So I was walking with my dog and on the way was a BIPOC around 5'8 and 120-140lb skeleton . He for some strange reason was going directly towards us, when he was passing us I noticed he was wearing sandals and it was wet, then noticing he was preparing a kick towards my dog and I pulled my dog closer to me so he missed. I got furious and asked wtf, he continued walking with slightly turning towards me and showing me a thumbs up then turned his back on me I did a steep towards him and landed a low kick. Homo fell and starters screaming for help and that I am about to kill him, like you know how BIPOCs can act. I just continue walking.

The thing is black African from Africa. Often catch mental illness in west Europe because mentality is quite different like in Africa they live with 40+ people under the same roof and etc without big families they go ckoockoo. So we have a lot of mental frick likes him and hurting an animals is way to lvl up your self esteem in Africa and that's why I kicked him

But I am probably going to move somewhere calmer since nowadays I can't just walk my dogs without encounter some freaks like in gta5

This b-word....who I love btw..

Wants to go to a rave like 2 hours away from me. Ok.

She'll buy my ticket BUT... I'm bringing the tent...and the weed...and all of the supplies. I'm bringing the weed and booze too!

How do I let her know...yeah u gotta throw me a couple bucks.

She said she wanted to bring water to sell?!

I was gonna bring BORGS and packs of water to give out. I'm sick of raves.

Idk how do I make sure I got mines?? Nickel and dime them?? Like what I'm probably doing like 80% of the stuff...

I'm a woman. She cant buy weed in her state. Should I demand she brings the alcohol? I can send her receipts for the bud

I dont wanna go lol. But I might end up enjoying it idk I hope I do

I guess even women have had enough of female teachers?

!fellas I think I have a shot here

Anyone else going to be going this year?

I won't acknowledge you or your presence, but maybe I'll see some of you peasants down in the pits trying to get the waitress to bring you another Maß.

It's a bowling alley.

>big pointless animation around the game window
>face cam taking up like 1/4 of the screen
>any half popular streamer will be putting on a persona so fake only are going to be fooled by it
>oh god so much fake laughing
>really fake everything, cams filtered to uncanny valley levels of disgusting
>vtubers are the most r-slurred things I've ever seen and I wonder how many people know they're actually some hairy nerdy moid with a voice changer
>friendzoned mods in every female streamer chat room desperately miladying and gatekeeping
>tons of streamers playing horrible games that they've obviously been paid to play trying their best to pretend to be having fun
>absolute fricking mess of a site design makes everything laggy and CPU intensive (kick.com for example are likewise cancer but apparently hire much better coders)

I just want a clean video stream of someone playing a game and reacting to it sincerely without their big r-slurred face or anything else in the way

I managed to drive myself to and from my sudden ER visit yesterday I had to get a CT scan and an ultrasound. After waiting only 4 hours for results, everything turned out fine and I was discharged. I went in because I was showing signs of infection from my recent abcess removal surgeries. I'm glad (and blessed) that it seems to have been a false alarm.

My waifu's mangaka seems to drop new art after I go through some weekly crisis, so I'm sharing it with you all

!nonchuds !chuds

no dents or anything just paintwork damage but my insurance company isnt happy cause it was my fault lol ill probably just pay the repair costs myself so it doesnt impact my no claims bonus,

any other dramatards done anything similar?

I'm really proud of this one. You can view the rest of the shoot here: https://www.bradgillette.net/summerwood

Ran into a walking stereotype irl. Apparently this is what they do when they're not on grooming servers. I can hear it whining at the nurses and threatening suicide right now. Some highlights from the last couple days alone:

• Came into the ward talking so quietly and meekly you couldn't understand it, whining about being "safe".

• Within about 8 hours was so fricking loud in its constant prattle that you hear it in all public areas.

• Needs constant attention during literally every waking moment.

• Constantly whining, crying, harassing the staff (who are actually really good people) about not getting the right tittie skittles right away, not feeling safe, etc.

• Constantly putting in grievance complaints and threatening to sue staff.

• Waxes poetic for extended periods about its various self diagnoses that it has researched way too much.

• Constantly hijacks group therapy discussions to talk about itself.

• (I swear to fricking God I am not making this up) Brought up something in group therapy about not being comfortable with having a headmate even though he knows a lot of systems.

Jesus Fricking Christ just shut up and let me hang out with my alcoholic and fent addict bros and sisters. I wanna be transfered from here to TERF Island.

It's officially gotten too bad to continue living like this

I'm back in the ER for a CT scan

You think teenage boys smell of Lynx Africa, musty trainer and gummy bear vape? In 2024, it might be Tom Ford Neroli Portofino or Acqua di Parma's Sardinian juniper, because, according to the New York Times, they – and younger boys – are becoming high-end fragrance fiends.

This TikTok-fuelled trend is the boy equivalent of 12-year-old girls dropping fortunes on unnecessary retinoids, but apart from the expense (you'd need an extra-lucrative paper round to finance this hobby), it feels cheerier than an obsession with nonexistent wrinkles. Lads who just want to smell nice debating aldehydes, vetiver heart notes and the sillage (lingering scent trail) of fragrances created by or bearing the names of extremely successful gay men? That feels like a breath of fresh (OK, heavily scented) air compared with the fetid misogynistic manosphere they're also exposed to.

But is it? An afternoon on teen fumehead TikTok left me deeply confused. There's a lot of talk of fragrances “ladies” go “wild” for, but also, sweetly, ones to “rizz up” your teachers (avoid Jean Paul Gaultier; stick with ozone-y freshness). Some bottles (hand grenade; gold bar) seem precision-tailored for the lad market, but the kids are equally obsessed with Gaultier's high-camp torso-shaped bottles. The “scentmaxxing” (smelling as good as possible) sub-trend is derived from “looksmaxxing”, which originated in “incel” forums.

Then there's the dazzlingly white-suited uber-influencer “Jeremy Fragrance”: a Jesus-loving, German-accented, bare-chested fragrance divo, who commands a fanatical following of kids who ask him to sniff their necks and guess what scent they're wearing. That's endearing, but being pictured with far-right figures and rambling about his masturbation regimen and a woman who allegedly made a false accusation of r*pe against him definitely aren't.

If it all baffles me, what must it be like as a teen or tween boy? Thankfully, better perfume role models are available: @ThatFragranceKid dresses like a natty Florida retiree and exudes touching, exuberant enthusiasm; @TheCologneBoy, a nice, normal-seeming Winnipeg 18-year-old, loves his mum, mocks Jeremy Fragrance and advises followers to wash, moisturise and look after their oral hygiene. Now that's what I call a good influence.

Fricking zoomers are now ruining fine fragrances for the rest of us. Case in point: I'm wearing Neroli Portofino right now and the call out in the first paragraph caused me to seethe so much I had to make this post. I want to be seen as sophisticated, not like a spotty, snotty 16 year old...

Reeeeee I was here first, you people aren't welcome here, go shit up some other hobby nobody cares about...

Discuss!

It's an old railroad observation tower. There's another one nearby that I'm going to try and get a good shot of but it's really high up.

This is at the entrance to a company that stores products in old gypsum mines under the west side of my city.

Bonus Porsche shots. I was asked to shoot a Ferrari for a friend and am trying to find some cool locations. Parking it in front of a mural seems kinda hack, but I like how it turned out with my car.

Also bonus raccoon eating Froot Loops