I'm worried that level of excitement and drama won't ever be achieved again. The romance, the tension, the outbursts, the Marseys, the short-lived subreddit, the Mommy Judge descending into Single Mom tiredness.

It's written into my contract I get 10 PTO days upon signing. HR and my manager denied my request to use a few of those days because I'm not intending to stay. They can deny those days but I'm still not showing up. I'm actively trying to get fired without being too obvious. The frick do they expect from me?

He wasn't a Nazi and when forced gave poor healthcare to Nazis. I just want the property so I can tear it down and rebuild a decent home to rent out. They don't need to call my grandfather a Nazi just because we're German.

Edit: The message is going to be sent to our PI, the manager and the IRB of his university. I get being hostile but stay in your lane?

I can't sneed sleep

Just thought I'd share this little accomplishment with you

I have literally never once seen anyone write an equation irl that they did not intend to be solved from left to right, but more and more calculators are assuming that your some soy unicel who wants fairy math

I had to do 12 * 5 * 6 + 3 * 30 the other day to count how many eggs I had collected (5 pallets of 12 stacks of 6 trays, plus 3 loose trays, 30 eggs per tray) and with bedmas that's 450. In reality it was 10890.

Unironically the reason my boss makes new hires use the dumb calculator she leaves in the barn instead of their phone/doing in their head

They did this to me

A follow up post from last weekend when a couple people were asking about the equipment my family uses on the farm. Ready to go combine soybeans tomorrow so Redditors can get their Soylent (actually our beans go down the Mississippi and eventually to China to feed their hogs).

@yolomeister

Interviewed for a job last week. Was the third round of interviews, and each interviewer liked me and went 15+ minutes longer than alloted. My past experience almost perfectly aligns with the new role requirements.

Stressed the frick out because there were 119 applicants on LinkedIn alone. Final interviewer said they have several more candidates, but they are hiring multiple people for this role.

Someone convince me I'm getting this job. Perfect opportunity and a chance to go back to remote work. The number of applicants is crazy, does anyone know if they are inflated or bots? Will hear back by tomorrow at the earliest and next week most likely.

Today also marks 10 years since I bought my house

So I'm celebrating by being all mopey and sorting through all my backups, deleting all the duplicates and worthless stuff.

She's saying that it looks like my mayo chinchilla prolly because of her asian eyes

It's good bread but goddarn, they don't mark prices very well in bakery part of store so didn't figure this out until checkout.

I'm getting French bread next time. That's $2 a loaf.

Greedy fricking Italians!!!

I swear I am brain dead and also physically tired by like 1PM most days.

Does anyone have any strategies beyond adderall for this?

How can I become a post-lunchtime rowdy???

I still get emails from LinkedIn. One of the PhDs that got fired a couple years ago for incompetence now somehow has an D(ABBM). She's shit at her job, overly outspoken, a massive b-word and she somehow got that licensure? Frick, when I was training you'd get told to frick off to the Caribbean for a few years, not show up in any important medical capacity.

My dog chewed up my glasses

How fricking dumb are PhDs to email me late at night on Sunday asking me to drive 2 hours to a job I actively want to get fired from without being too obvious?

They're supposed to be some of the smartest people in the country but still haven't figured out that the faster I get fired, the faster I can frick off to Goombling and doing nothing. I didn't respond to their emails because I wasn't be a fricking loser and drinking all night with friends, something they know nothing about. They'll be lucky I sign into teams on time, luckier if I'm not shitfaced drunk and even luckier if I actually listen to what they have to say.

The one where she's sat on the gun and someones revving the shit outta the engine, was shot on shitty flip phone cam.

The acronym is literally CP

Other off the cuff nicknames the other kids will bully it with at school:

CP consumers

Consoomers

Consume Pee

Product consumers

This is just variants of the actual name and it ranges from vulgar and edgy to lazy plays on the name but that make it antithetical to its stated purpose. If you start getting a bit exotic and go with minor transformations, the first synonym alone can be modified to c*m and then you have a whole world of possibilities from just that and it's just really dumb nomenclature.

Why did they do this

Feels bad man

I was fricking at the fricking grocery store today and there was a fricking downie bagging my groceries. I've seen this kind of thing at other stores and thought it was fricking weird.

Are fricking they allowed to pay them submininum wage or something, b-word?

@pizzashill @Lappland @Chad_Thunderballs