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I went to the middle of southeast Michigan to drive the old “magazine roads”. Back when all of the car magazines were based in Ann Arbor they would use the loop I drove to test cars. It pales in comparison to roads like Tail of the Dragon, but it'll do for only being 1.5 hours from my house.

Also I adjusted my pedals so the gas is even more dangerously close to the brake, but I can do perfect rev-matched downshifts while braking now.

This has been an /h/personal post. I'm bored and depressed.

I'm in a very good college so I expected some spergs but holy shit it's so much worse than I thought. Every conversation is so awkward, it like it's the first time these guys are being let outside their parents' basement. My roommate is a sperg with OCD. There's like 4 dudes for 1 girl. The worst part is seeing other departments having fun and being normal. I think I'm gonna start sneaking into their parties because otherwise I'll kill myself before the end of the semester.

first thing i did when i woke up was go to rdrama.net and check that i wasnt banned 🙏

Does it matter if it's a state or national park? Does it matter if the animal is not endangered? Does it matter if I intend to use homemade traps?

I wish I took pictures but I wasn't really in the thinking condition at that time.

So I went to visit a town Kerwe, something Mutts might call a street fare? Idk. Meat was served, the wine was flowing, Neighbors gut drunk and me and my buddies were enjoying ourselves with booze and boof. Shit closed down at midnight and we were still straight chilling when a Neighbor with a rocket launcher fricking golden Katana (see pic)

pulled up.

I honestly don't know if it was mall ninja shit, I assume it was. This guy has a black eye, was spitting blood and looked like a truck hit him. He was beat tf up and looking to cut down the Neighbor that did it to him. Seeing us his drunk butt decided he'd ask us for directions by describing the guy (telling us his name, asking if we know where he could be) while holding his katana and even offering us to take it to "check it out".

Now I ain't no snitch and I rarely call the cops but this guy might have legit killed sb in his state. He was rambling about how he is willing to do life to gut the guy that did this to him. Me being the boozed up b-word I am found this extremely entertaining but still decided to call the cops. Tbh I wanted to see them gun this r-slur down lmao.

While I was calling the police my buddies already got him to dispose the sword and sat him down so he folded like a wet towel I guess. Cops came 3 minutes after I called them cause I am not an Amerishart living in South Africa tier conditions (!germs) and handled the situation without putting a bullet into his hat. They took our numbers and names and we fricked off to go smoke another blunt.

You might be asking "why didn't you get arrested for being high out your mind and obviously carrying weed?" I guess cause the cops were bros and considered us good boys for prioritizing a potential murder case over our weed.

TLDR: Soys with swords are dangerous

These easy to join ranked online games are my weakness.

I'm quite bad at it still but improved a bit over the past couple of weeks. Now I've managed to reach a point where everyone knows a bunch of cheap tricks. Every game starts with trying a quick checkmate with their queen and bishop and if they can't do that they try to do that thing with the knight where they check and then take the rook.

But otherwise, unlike other games, I don't mind losing too much. If someone beats me in a clever way it's interesting to see how they did it. That's a nicer feeling than raging at the game mechanics or at my teammates or something.

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They're all whores

!goomblers lend me your strength !slots623

They think they're educating me or something. Mostly I just lol at the particularly schizo ones but don't really argue back because I don't care that much. But they're not stopping and I'm running out of things to respond with. what tf are you even supposed to say to all that bill gates is eating babies tier stuff

I also wonder if everyone was always this schizo and I suppose that yes they were but at least it was channelled towards blaming the devil for rock music and such stuff

Greetings dramaBIPOCs,

last week I was "accidentally" in the near vicinity of @duck. I called his phone with a spoofed number and pretended to sell some used, bacon dripped Anime shirts to lure him outside. It worked quite well to my surprise. Of course, as civilized people we went to the nearest booze refueling center. We drank a bunch of beer, discussed how to expand the EU German Reich and guessed which dramatard has probably the smallest Dong. Of course the heat between us rose up as we chattered and drank more beer.

The good thing is that @duck brought a couple of his Bitterballs with him. They were such a blast! Great texture, creamy filling I couldn't withstand into biting them.

It was so hot we instantly had Super Gay R*pe S*x, with Socks on! (@CarpathianMoon badge to us both please). After we lay in the Duck car and watched an Episode of Two and Half Man (Its funny because its misogynistic )

Suddenly we noticed something. It was the same bike chain incident. Like wow @Daedalus look at it:

Did realities merge? Is bardfinns life a skit? Is ours? Do we all pretend to be something?

So we did a little walk afterwards and we found a roaming marsey!

Anyway we had good fun and our boozechad drunk driver @duck drove away, way over the Booze limit. What a rowdy !boozers

!jannies gib s*x badges, gib fat badge because I am fuller than @duck and free soren you stupid BIPOCs

I was thinking the most neurodivergent BS I can pull is adressing him with "san" and telling him how much I love anime but then there is a chance he is one of these types of nerds too and he thinks he found a soulmate (well I am neurodivergent but in a mischievous way). !germs whats the move here? Crackden tour in Ludwigshafen? Nighttrip with the RB 67 to Frankfurt Main HBF? Kick him down the ledge of the Heidelberg castle? It could be so shrimple lads.

I did your reading

I turned over 1 card for you and 1 card turned into 3, it happens sometimes. The wheel of Fortune card was the 1st accident so I'm going to read them in that order

Probably an accident but just in case we are going to assume the fates want to tell you more than if homeboy is your soul mate. We'll answer that question and delve a little deeper. These 3 cards signify you in the recent past, you presently and finally what's instore you in the near future

It's hard doing this without knowing much about you but here goes.

DECK: Thoth

Card 1: wheel of fortune(open). This card Is supposed to represent your past

How i was taught "open" means the significance of the card is much more open to interpretation, inuding mine. Open is a mystery and is there to be challenged

Fortune is a card often assumed as a positive. here it is open(upside down) and I think it represents the idea that maybe you don't recognize the vaguarities of life and how truly rare your existence is. Maybe be more engaging with new situations and new people and get used to new experiences because they are good for you, they are how you learn. Realize that the randomness of life is neither positive or negative only our response is.

you've been comfortable for awhile and comfort is good but if you want to continue to grow allow those people/situations/opportunities that challenge you to have a say in your decisions going forward.

Card 2: queen of disks(closed) this card is supposed to represent you at this time. Closed means a more direct interpretation

You're a good friend. You see people coming and aren't surprised by their actions. You recognize impulse and try not to judge too much. You take interest in those you hold close and quickly see there enemies as yours. You are industrious and do well in a male dominated work place. You're also super sexual and fight with the idea of mixing your sexual needs with your career because you work a lot and it's hard to meet worthwhile people in the bar scene or whatever scenes you know that exist outside of your occupation. You also like to get fricked up. You have control over your substance use, its not abuse yet, yet. Substance use and s*x are 2 things you need to master. You can do without drugs/alcohol but you need intamcy. Continue to go in a direction that leads to something you'll be proud of. You're not ever done, don't ever settle. This directly ties into the last card, don't settle for what you have even if you're comfortable. There is nothing wrong with you. Your ability to forget people just means you can focus your love

Card 3: queen of swords (closed). This is your future, eh

There is not much I can say Here. You are going to get exactly what you ask for in the end. You have been blessed with intellect, you know what is right and wrong and I can't predict your future any more than you can, although if you've fallen in love and are still in love at this point then I can tell you that that love is going t last longer than anything you expected.

And it presents a dilemma to me.

If I share this observation with someone else, I risk losing my job for saying possibly the most unprofessional and offensive thing possible.

If I don't share this information, I look like a stupid twat when he inevitably gets outed as a p-dophile and I'm saying "I always thought he looked like a p-do."

How would y'all proceed dramafolx?

Thank you @oh for the idea

Today's affirmation: I give myself permission to do what is right for me.

What intentions are you setting for yourself today? Have you uncovered any new wellness practices lately? Have you set any boundaries?

My gf said she stopped seeing her ex for good this time

I've been looking at adopting a dog for a while, and for the longest time I was dead set on a Coonhound/Foxhound and considered any dog under 30 lbs to essentially be a cat for effeminate men and a purse accessory for women. But honestly the more research I did the more I realized that all my hang ups of getting a dog are related to big dogs and the breed I really wanted (baying, being able to grab potentially dangerous things on the counter/in my cabinets, food costs, dog walkers, bad recall training etc).

While I was thinking about this I came across and realized how misguided I was. That little guy is freaking cute as heck. I don't want one that small, but it warmed me up to the idea.

Anyway, look at this cute dog and tell me what disadvantages you've come across having a smaller dog compared to like a 40-60 lb dog. She's a 1 y/o Min Pin mix and 20 lbs but she's so cute 🥰.

For funsies I use YouTube suggestions to check whether Google is watching. If your recommended videos change suddenly to match your activity, that's a hit. As an example, I know my phone has at least 2 made up words in its swipe dictionary, and that it came from emails with a relative who likes uwu baby speak ("cwismas").

Account-level monitoring. It's a publicly traded company sweaty

• Chrome

• Google search

• Google Keep

• Google Mail

• Google Maps

• YouTube

Android-based monitoring.

• Screenshot feature

• Images (scanned with AI)

• Clipboard

• Messages (text)

• Additionally, Google uses geolocation to suggest dumb butt things your friends are into

I should note YouTube uses cookies when you right click to watch incognito. One video won't make a difference. But if you keep watching other videos in that same incognito session, that watch history will get you tagged. Why does this matter? TLDR Google knows when you watch Fox News incognito cause you're a secret cryptochud. I'm not saying monitoring is all bad. The trick is convincing YouTube to recommend worthwhile content. Try to avoid using Chrome and Gmail if possible and get familiar with how your digital footprint works

Just some food for thought.

Did a CT, and a gastroscopy. They couldn't find any source of obvious bleeding. Although there was clear evidence of bleeding due to low Hb + acute physical symptoms. Seems like the source of the bleeding is idiopathic at the moment. They're going to refer me to an external specialist for more investigations.

It seems the bleeding may have subsided on its own. I don't have any current symptoms, and after 5 blood transfusions I feel much better.

They're gonna monitor me for another 24. If there's no more evidence of bleeding, I'm going to be discharged.

Then I'm gonna buy AC6 and goom.

I mean strags like TurkeyTom or MagicMush. MagicMush annoys me specifically cause he does lolcow videos where he will fricking APOLOGIZE for using Kiwi as a source like Neighbor you serious?

And then they don't even have the balls to bully the horrible cows they feature. Who the frick sees ChrisChan or Shmorky and think "oh I need to respect this mentally ill psychopaths pronouns/identity if I make a video on them". It's so disingenuous. Obviously they are dragging these guys into the spotlight to kick them for the Zoomers entertainment but they will cover their intent by claiming their content is "educational". I guess if Kiwi used a Slur Filter then they wouldn't have been chased from the Internet lmao.

Anyway. Wordswordswords I know but who is going to listen to me rant about this garbage irl? Exactly. So now it's your problem.