My Joe Biden 
Fantasy 
I slipped away from this nightmarish election campaign into a delicious dream the other evening. I dreamed that, when Joe Biden gets up to reset his beleaguered presidency at the State of the Union address, he gives this astonishing speech:
Mr. Speaker. Man, Mike Johnson was a nobody just weeks ago — now he's Neville Chamberlain. Madam Vice President. Oy.
Our first lady — you hottie! And our second gentleman. Members of Congress, leaders of our military, justices of the Supreme Court. And you, my fellow Americans.
My report is this: The state of my mental competency is strong. And the union's OK, too.
You think I'm forgetful? Take a look at the other guy — he can't even remember who Nancy Pelosi is, and that gal is the best speaker in United States history! You know what I remember? I remember how to lift people up, not tear them down and pit them against one another. I remember how to tell the truth when my lips move.
I may be 81, but it's not about your chronological age. It's about how old your ideas are. Donald Trump wants to yank us back on women's rights, the environment, mail-in voting — actually, all voting. He's undermining NATO, the strongest alliance ever. I'm trying to build a high-speed train from Vegas to L.A., baby!
It goes on and on, I Cant even remember by s*x dream i had 1 min after I wake up coming to the conclusion that this lady has been day dream fricking Joey
!nonchuds do ya'll have the same fantasy everyday?
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I think the dumbest part about the amerilard population is the fact that they are unable to comprehend any world event unless it's compared to WW2 in some way, shape, or form
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WW2 was really cool though. Especially the part when FDR and JFK personally led the final assault on Hitler's castle. And then when they cornered Hitler in his office, first FDR hit a powerbomb on Hitler to take him to the ground and then JFK hit the Rock Bottom on him it was fricking badass.
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Finally, someone who gets it
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