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:marseyfortuneteller: Scrying the election results with random personal anecdotes thread :marseyfortuneteller:

  • My mom votes for Democrats every year, but she can't stand how pro-abortion Harris is, so she's voting third party. When I asked her why she was okay voting for Democrats in the past, she explained that Roe v. Wade was settled law at the time, so she didn't take it into account while voting. HIDDEN PRO-LIFE DEMOCRAT VOTE WILL TANK HARRIS!!!

  • I was chatting with a sweet older church lady who has on various occasions told me she's pro-life, she believes homosexuality is a sin, and that modern society is "emasculating" men, who should be the heads of their households, while women should submit. On Sunday, she told me that Trump is "terrible" and she's "leaving the country" if he wins. OLDER WOMEN ARE ABANDONING THE GOP!!!

Politicucks on both sides have been taking women for granted. Shitlibs believe they're all single-issue pro-abortion voters; while Trumpstrags believe that conservative women will always vote for their candidate no matter how offensive his personality and morals.

So right now my completely non-representative anecdotes are at 1-1, and it's looking like a pretty close election. What hidden demographics have you uncovered using your nosy politicuckery journ*listic talents? Share stories from your local McShlucks, and give each other tips for any last-minute bets.

!chuds !nonchuds

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Btw Trump's closing ad does not feature a single woman

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