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i love the new border czar i love the new border czar i love the new border czar :carpheart:


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If you tards think that cops are gonna run around with butterfly nets chasing down the illegals, you're dumber than I thought. This is a very very simple issue. Just enforce the laws against employing illegals. Boom. Problem solved. They all go back home on their own. Anyone who whines and cries about immigration (like Republicans for decades) but doesn't want to go after the employers is a liar and a hypocrite. Let's see if Trump actually does this. The only way to solve the immigration crisis and actually really easy to do. Or is this all to dupe redneck r-slurs like the wall?

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This is a very very simple issue. Just enforce the laws against employing illegals.

We need this along with local cops handng over any illegals they happen to arrest straight to ICE. I was screaming that for 30 years. We could've gotten away with that and only that before the border was opened up.

Now we're gonna need more. Like a law that blanket refuses all of the current asylum applicants unless their life is actually in danger back home.

We have so many fake asylum seekers that they're getting hearing dates multiple years in the future. In the meantime, they get to stay and we have to pay out the nose to give them gibs,

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Yeah, the burden should not be on us to prove that someonedoesn't need asylum.

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youll be the first on the first boat

!trump2024 !project2025 put his name at the top of the list and get your nets ready


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When the fascists take over, this will be their anthem

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:#marseyjam: :#marseychuddance::!#chudjakdancing: :!#impishchud: :!#chuddyhappy: :!#chudcelebrate: :!#marseyjam:

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most people don't understand the skill needed to execute the tonguing and all of the glissandos and growls in this piece, this man was cracked

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Yeah I didn't know about that but even just whistling at this tempo is very difficult, I've tried :marseyemojilaugh:

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As a compromise, can the cops chase the business owners? We already budgeted out the giant novelty butterfly nets and it'd be a shame for them to go to waste.

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If you tards think that cops are fricking gonna run around with butterfly nets chasing down the fricking illegals, you're dumber than I thought.

Please God let this be real it'll be so funny if it is.

The only fricking way to solve the fricking immigration crisis and actually really easy to do

Because all companies honestly report the fricking legal status of their employees :marseyclueless:

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Because all companies honestly report the fricking legal status of their employees

Yeah we should probably give up because this is a slightly difficult task. Instead we'll have squads of ICE troops roaming around forcing everyone on the sidewalk to prove they're a citizen like we're in goddarn fricking East Germany.

You don't need the companies to report a fricking thing. Just go to the meat-packing plants, the construction sites, the restaurants, the farms. They all employ a lot of illegals. Knock over a hundred over them and imprison the employer and the rest will stop in a heartbeat.

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Yeah, so stupid to think we'll have ICE round up people on the fricking streets, motherlover!

We should do it in the fricking factories and construction sites instead, motherlover!

Oh, you :@redactor0pat:

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Because all companies honestly report the fricking legal status of their employees

They will if the corporate officers go to jail under strict liability

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If you tards think that cops are fricking gonna run around with butterfly nets chasing down the fricking illegals, you're dumber than I thought.

Please God let this be real it'll be so funny if it is.

We could implement a citizen bounty system so burgers on scooters will chase illegals around looney tunes style.

Rules are:

  • Capture must be with a net; tasers aren't sporting

  • Max one capture per net, no trawling

  • If you're wrong, you get fined instead of a reward

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if you're wrong you have to be that person's indentured servant for a year

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You need to massively fine businesses for hiring them. Maybe even prosecute Abbott and other Republicans for wanting illegal immigrants.

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But I bet I can get a sweet Consuela who will speak spanish to me and be a full-time housefrau for $5/hour.


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I'll be doing her a favor. It's not exploiting her. It's actually a good thing that proves I'm a humanitarian.

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I'd even put one of those "Believe" signs in my house to feel good about it.


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Wow you're so smart and insightful :#tayadmire2:

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Ikr.

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Why not both?

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I think we need both - enforcement of our employment laws and deportation of illegal immigrants already here (they won't leave even when cucked out of a job lmao they'll just keep doing shadier shit).

Of course literally nobody supports both, somehow it's considered contradictory to want to enforce all aspects of our immigration system.

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Just enforce the laws against employing illegals.

If you've got a bunch of guys picking strawberries, are you going to start issuing them ID badges? Make sure no one uses their brother's ID? Have overseers with shotguns keeping out the un-IDed riffraff?

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And not evade taxes and minimum wage laws by paying them under the table.

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Ignoring the requirements this pawns off on businesses, it's a total non-starter unless you can come up with a way to phase it in gradually.

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yeah because their lobby will scream when they start losing their slaves instead of the law just keeping them docile and afraid for a few years

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Yes, it would definitely need to be done gradually.

It shouldn't be too terribly difficult. Citizens have their state ID. Legal migrant workers get their own kind of ID. They were doing this in the 1940s so it can't be that hard. Implementing it would cost a pittance compared to the amount they're screwing the taxpayers for.

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