How to deal with your MAGA family this Thanksgiving:
— Walter Masterson (@waltermasterson) November 27, 2024
Offer to lead the family in prayer.
Open the Bible and read Leviticus 19:33-34
“When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love…
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!nonchuds !commenters this meme is, and always has been, bleeding raw
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Not religious but it's obviously implicit here that you've actually allowed these foreigners into your land and that's why you must treat them well. Deporting them isn't mistreating them, it's just sending them out from your land.
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sure sweaty, you explain to jesus why baby pablo HAD to be chucked back
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Cuz hes brown?
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Because his parents are uninvited guests and he needs to be with his parents.
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Thou shall not kill
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"I permit no woman to teach or have authority over men; she is to keep silent." Timothy 2:11
"For our God is a consuming fire." Hebrews 12:29
"And that night the angel of the Lord went out and struck down 185,000 in the camp of the Assyrians. And when people arose early in the morning, behold, these were all dead bodies." 2 Kings 19:35
"The adversaries of the Lord shall be broken to pieces; against them he will thunder in heaven. The Lord will judge the ends of the earth; he will give strength to his king and exalt the horn of his anointed." 1 Samuel 2:10
"But the women and the little ones, the livestock, and everything else in the city, all its spoil, you shall take as plunder for yourselves. And you shall enjoy the spoil of your enemies, which the Lord your God has given you. Thus you shall do to all the cities that are very far from you, which are not cities of the nations here. But in the cities of these peoples that the Lord your God is giving you for an inheritance, you shall save alive nothing that breathes." Deuteronomy 20:14-16
I am going to kill libcucks, burn their homes and corpses and take their funkopops.
And from the Book of Proverbs
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"How long will you who are simple love your simple ways?
How long will mockers delight in mockery
and fools hate knowledge?
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Repent at my rebuke!
Then I will pour out my thoughts to you,
I will make known to you my teachings.
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But since you refuse to listen when I call
and no one pays attention when I stretch out my hand,
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since you disregard all my advice
and do not accept my rebuke,
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I in turn will laugh when disaster strikes you;
I will mock when calamity overtakes you—
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when calamity overtakes you like a storm,
when disaster sweeps over you like a whirlwind,
when distress and trouble overwhelm you.
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It's over. It's never been more over. And quite frankly? It never even began.
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Ecclesiastes 1:1-2
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Least pessimistic Ecclesiastes verse
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Psalms 144:1
Luke 22:36
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These lines would definitely own the lib atheists
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Religion is dumb but they sometimes have good points
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Didnt read
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You are going to be my moss slave
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Oh gee wiz! It seems the Lord, Our Savior, was indeed based and redpilled.
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Behold, I have created the smith that bloweth the coals in the fire, and that bringeth forth an instrument for his work; and I have created the waster to destroy.
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Hebrews 12:29
2 Kings 19:35
1 Samuel 2:10
Deuteronomy 20:14-16
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Funniest part is the way those wars actually went: Moses got his teeth kicked in and recorded it as a victory because that's the way Egyptians would have recorded it. The real reason for the forty years in the desert was to eliminate the generation tainted by Egypt.
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!nonchuds !atheists lol christcucks are pathetic
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!downmarseyrs !jidf insulting the Jewish Alphary, kil
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Would be more accurate if the rabbi was
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I genuinely don't get it. There's no equivalence between the evangelism of Christianity and Judaism. Jewish religious rules require skepticism and resistance against people even asking to convert, and Jews do not see about 99% of rules that apply to them to apply to others at all.
Jews are called to fulfill their mitzvot (virtuous acts), but no one else really is. That is the actual meaning of "chosen" -- it means to be among the chosen to carry the burden of fulfilling the mitzvot. It is like being chosen for conscription into service to G-d.
And Jews frankly find it confusing that anyone would want that burden if they aren't born into it. It's like volunteering to fight in Vietnam.
This comic is Christian projection onto Jews.
!jews
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Jews are cool, but I wouldn't want to live near hasidics.
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Even the Hasidic Jews find each other unpleasant.
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I thought the point was that atheists love to square up to Christians not won't go after the Jews. They still won't on doctrinal matters, but Jews are now fair game.
Part of it is that reddit-style atheists usually have a passing familiarity with the Bible, but no idea about the Torah. But only part of it.
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Europe was great without a Polish state.
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I prefer by the waters of babylon
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Deuteronomy 20:14-16
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Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks -Wisdom 4:20
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Technically an invading army are also foreigners on your land
Someone tell ukros to start feeding the vatniks crawling all over their territory 
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Thoughts on Ukros?
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Nation of buttholes
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I wish they were better fighters.
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Kill the homostragots, so sayeth the Lord.
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Sorry sweaty, Jesus was the fulfillment of the old covenant and now everything in Leviticus is meaningless
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Libtards trying to ruin thanksgiving for people in order to virtue signal for immigrants their own politicians dont like is so gay
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How about just don't hang out with them? I don't hang out with family members that like to praise CCP. Surely it isn't that hard to just have two tables.
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He's right though. I don't want more refugees because my country is getting flooded and out of control and I'm a chud. But it literally says in your Bible Christcucks, you must let them in, otherwise you're a failure of a Christian. And yes, I have nothing but contempt for your r-slurred beliefs.
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Where does it say that
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Heres more:
Titus 3:1 telling us why we should approve of trumps deportation.
Romans 2:13
Romans 13:1 on how deportation is now gods will
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Titus 3:1
Romans 2:13
Romans 13:1
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
Snapshots:
November 27, 2024:
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