JD Vance wants to wear an apron and be Trump's sexy tradwife

https://x.com/JDVance/status/1862285652609388954

@Turkeyvann possibly chud drama?

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!historychads sino-soviet propaganda would always depict two men to avoid one of the two being seen as the woman of the relationship.

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What a cute gay couple.

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You LGBT types keep ruining history with your need to forcefully turn every person you see in history into a queer. Queers like you will never understand the idea of two bros taking care of their two younger cousins to teach them how to be real men when they grow up.

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Lol they're gay

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I am sorry did you ask them? No you did not. You just assumed based on your desire to turn every important historical figure into a queer just like how black people try to take credit for all past creations these days.

Historically 90% of people have always been straight. There is a 1 in 10 chance that couple is gay, and only a fool would choose to believe a 1 in 10 chance over a 90% chance of something being the case!

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They're gay

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I was baiting you.

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Have a good gay day friend.

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Honestly Nice work

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Historical figures are straight! Historical figures are straight! Historical figures are straight! Stop it with you gay agenda! This is why Trump won because you gays keep trying to rewrite history!

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Shhhhh bby, that butthole wont pound itself.

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Vance takes it up the butt, Chud.

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I guess the possibility of being seen as a gay couple didn't cross their mind?

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I guess before homosexuality was talked about openly, men were much more open to hug, hold hands etc..

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And raise biracial kids together

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Just totally straight bros like Lincoln and his Bodyguard.

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Shoulda been two hot b-words. Could fit right in with Britannia, Columbia, etc

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Is Vance a bottom?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1732893824404138.webp

Why does he looks like a lesbian when he shaves?

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17328943335859208.webp

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Yeah….

He should probably keep the beard

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Mfw the Project 2025 gay conversion camps aren't what the straggots thought they'd be

:marseycracka: :marseysoycry: :soyjakmaga: :!marseyhomofascist:

They've got to go to the RFK fat camps first though :marseysmug2:

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I don't think he's divorcing Usha soon

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It's the eyes

Put him in a hijab (the one that covers everything but your face) and he'd be hot

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he is fricking trans man look at the fricking eyes

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Unironic Transvestigators love the girldick

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AT LEAST HE WOULD SUCK GOCK.

!edgelords

!r-slurs

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I believe him when he say he's banged 300 women

:#alexjones::#alexjones::#alexjones:

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Dang Bill Hicks was swole AF

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Is he wrong, though?

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I like women. What is a woman though?

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A straight frog is technically a woman

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Didnt he get caught with :marseytrain: porn?

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Its like Smithers and Mr Burns


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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JD, you are very good at turning me on

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!nonchuds do we make fun of Vance and risk being transphobic or do we support a MAGAtard :marseysoycrytremble: in his transition :marseypassftm:

:#marseythinkorino:

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The latter! The latter! The latter! :marsey:

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why would you be transphobic tho

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This is why we need to support trans lives :marseywholesometrans:

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>vance

>sexy

:s#urewalz:

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Based Vance :marseykneel:

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JD Vance is a DILF and I'll die on this hill

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I don't see how that's even debatable.

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:#marseysurejan:

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Put a lollipop in its mouth and I can make it work

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Top or bottom?

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:marseythinkorino: hmmmm interesting question.

!poll_voters

Is Vance a top or bottom?

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!tops can tell

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!edgelords

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>bizarre video

pearlclutch extraordinaire

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Omar giving him the look

https://media.tenor.com/O45MFTD7f3AAAAAx/shy-reactions.webp

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....am I high?

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Democrats being like

https://media.tenor.com/tDzzlG_stBkAAAAx/so-freaking-weird-shea-whitney.webp

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Nothing more rightwing than being in the closet and having a beard :marseyhomofascist:

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This is what all manlets want

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The fascist party has :marseytrain2:s, latinx, Indians, whites, Asians, etc.

At this rate fascism is when not black people.

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Leftoids: Being gay/trans is not humiliating and it should be acceptable and tolerated and celebrated

>JD Vance posts a meme he will never think about again

Also Leftoids: LOL HE IS WEARING A DRESS LOL SECRET CLOSET HOMO HAHA HOW HUMILIATING IS THIS FOR HIM LOL PWNED

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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S EMBARRASSING TO HIM, THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY THAT HE'S A FLAMING HOMO POLE SMOKING CUTE TWINK LOL. SMEAR THE QUEER, BASH THE STRAGS (BUT ONLY RIGHTWING FASCIST ONES)

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I know you gotta kiss Trump's butt to get anywhere with him, but this is the most bizarre and disturbing way I've seen anyone do it yet.

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He's already there! I think it's just because half the Republicans Trump meets walk away and feel the need to talk about his palpable Big Peepee Energy and his meaty balls

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what the actual frick

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:#marseyhomofascist:

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Vile

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"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office."

Snapshots:

https://x.com/JDVance/status/1862285652609388954:

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AGP Vance :marseygigatitty:

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