with the whole racial or facial 
aspect, fact that I am not in the same class/race or that tribe where 
in which others who were dating 
@ponyblaze so do much more successful than me until now. Pony picked me because i am prettiest and strongest. Anyone who dated him before 
can frick off.
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We are getting married. Grow up.
.webp?h=10 "P-Hat (red) - おれはPig*mericanですおれはばか i am average american man i enjoy bad game runescape")
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Hypermuscular Hindu Hridaysamrat - 4
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Relatives got this husky stray hybrid that jumps at me everytime I show up at the house. Licking my socks, face what not. Apparently it doesn't react like this with anyone else. On further consideration this has happened with me in the past too, I almost got knocked over by huskies in a dorm I was staying at and had many dogs follow me on trails(mostly black 
) Maybe I'd have been a beast master in a hunter gatherer society. Why'd I have to be born into a post industrial one 
Happy New Year! 
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— i like food (@messedupfoods) December 31, 2024
Twitter started recommending me weird animation 
- MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO : TRVTHNVKE has libertarian schizospammer shook
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"Teleiophilia" means attraction to adults. The reason even adult-attracted people display a slightly lower than average IQ in this study is likely due to the sample being limited to male patients reporting "illegal or disturbing sexual behavior", meaning the IQ differential between libertarianphiles and non-libertarianphiles is likely even greater than this study suggests, given that paraphilia and criminality in general are likely predictors of low IQ, and that men have slightly but significantly lower IQs than women !moidmoment
https://annas-archive.se/scidb/10.1037/0894-4105.18.1.3
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So, this might be a little unconventional, but I recently asked my BF John (not his real name) to give me anal s*x to help me clear out my bowels. Every month around my period I start to get seriously constipated and I have been using butt plugs to help make passing the stool easier when it finally starts to move. I figured since I am already loosened up around that time, I might as well enjoy the situation while it lasts, and maybe it would actually help too. Well, it did help!
Anal s*x helped move everything along! The rhythmic motion of my BF's peepee inside my rectum helped loosen it up more and made me feeling like I needed to evacuate. Combined with the copious amount of lube that we used as well as the semen when he finished inside of me, anal s*x got me some relief from my constipation. I tried everything before that except for laxatives, which I did not want to use because of all of the icky chemicals. Fiber worked a lot slower than anal s*x too, but I still continue to use it. It helps. Just not as much as rubbing around inside my bowel for extended periods of time, which I don't think I could have really done as well with a finger or a dildo and it definitely wouldn't have been as fun!
Now, I'll have to admit that my BF did not want to have anal s*x at first, he said he hated that he had to put his peepee where I pooped from. John waits an hour to enter a bathroom after someone poops because he hates the smell. But he learned to like it especially because he knew it helped me, and I used scented lube anyways so it smelled pretty good. After the first few months of clearing myself out this way, it just became routine for us.
After he became a little more comfortable with it, he became a little more rough too. So, we were grinding pretty hard and both enjoying it quite a bit. He was pounding me really hard and fast, and then it happened... quick as a flash flood I could feel my stool moving through my canyon and heading for his rider cowboy. I know how much he hates the smell and I didn't know what to do when I felt it coming, and it wasn't like I had much time to react anyways. A very solid log started to push his peepee out of my butt as I involuntarily made grunting noises from the strain. Some of the poo was softer (probably because of the lube), and from what he told me later on, it formed a pretty thick layer on his peepee. As john was running to the bathroom to vomit, I was also trying to get to the bathroom to see if I could finish in the potty. Unfortunately, we only have one bathroom, so while he is using the potty, I had to use the bathtub to push out the rest of the poop. Oh my god! I was so ashamed of what I had done that I just stayed behind the shower curtain until John stopped puking and left the bathroom. The smell was pretty bad too, and I didn't have any potty paper to wipe myself so my butt was burning for a good 10 minutes. I heard the front door slam and when I got out the scene was pretty messy. There were bits of poop everywhere and the bed had more poop than the bathtub. I spent several hours cleaning the place by myself...
Contacting John afterwards took several days, and when I finally got a hold of him he told me that after his peepee was covered with my feces, he didn't think he could look me in the eye again and that he felt physically ill thinking about it. I asked him why he didn't help clean the place and he started cursing and saying that he was shaking from being covered in my "rancid waste". He is being dramatic and telling me that he can still smell it too...
Now John has given me an ultimatum and says that we can no longer have a relationship unless we stop having anal s*x permanently. That makes me sad because now I know he doesn't accept something about me that I learned to love, and I kind of need it too as I know my constipation will come back in a few weeks. I'm not sure what I should do at this point. Should I dump him and find someone who will be willing to have anal s*x with me even if it means they might get a little bit dirty?
- DickButtKiss : He's a good kid! - trans lives matter
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The Mexican catboy told people to vote for Kamala, which is basically voting in a H-1B Indian for the most powerful position on earth.
Helpful [8] Not Helpful [2]
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The industrial revolution saved us from this pic.twitter.com/PIn5OFBcAI
— RAWDAWG COMICS (@rawdawgcomics) December 28, 2024
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運命に導かれた3つのバーガーが
— マクドナルド (@McDonaldsJapan) December 25, 2024
マクドナルドに集結。
エヴァンゲリオンバーガー
1/6(月)発売 pic.twitter.com/6S5JO3Mpi7
- Budgerigar_but_christmasy : gay porn
marry 
me so I can waste 
your coins 
on shit awarding foids. Thanks in advance.
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It really WAS that bad. In the finale of lower decks they made fun of the multiverse trope and showed the klingons are actually from an alternate (cringe) dimension.
Plane crash, apparently 32/67 survived
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"Disturbing video shows the final moments of the Azerbaijan Airlines flight, revealing repeated climbs and dives before the crash."#AzerbaijanAirlines #PlaneCrash pic.twitter.com/7waDmu07k2
— Mariam Robly | مريم روبلى (@MariamRobly) December 25, 2024
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Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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