Got my DNA results back, it's terminal, killing myself tonight! :marseyrope:

I didn't know I was this much of a bong :marseybong:

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DNA tests are unreliable. Humans share 44 percent of their DNA with a banana. You think you are half banana now?

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Oncologist: "Your body is practically glowing with potassium."

Me: "Because of banana DNA?"

Oncologist: "No. Listen to me. You're going to die."

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why does the dude above have such accurate results?


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