I'm thinking it would be almost impossible. I remember someone making an app that was like Tinder but only for cuddling, and it got shut down because people would meet up and try to have s*x instead of just cuddling.
It sucks that people (let's be honest, mostly men) can't behave themselves. 
Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Get yourself a pet tegu:
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That looks scary af
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I know right? She looks like a Dr. Seuss character
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It's kind of cute at the end of the video when it's sleeping but even then I can't get over how creepy it looks. Like it would eat me in my sleep.
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women be like that
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You might as well have a "just the tip" app where people come play just the tip.
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I have literally never heard of any woman believing that line. Maybe actual teenage virgins would fall for that.
Cuddling is different though, you're fully clothed and you can have non-sexual cuddle sessions.
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Wrong and gay
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Sounds like you've never had a long term bf/gf if you've never had non-sexual cuddle sessions.
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I literally just got done fricking my fiancee and showering together but okay liar
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So you're telling me you two have never just cuddled together with zero expectation or need for s*x?
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It's not an expectation, it just happens because we're human and our genitals are in close contact, sorry you're ugly??
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Yeah I get that but EVERY time? I don't buy that, not unless you guys are like in a long distance relationship and don't see each other much.
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I think an important distinction youre missing is that s*x may not always be involved but it sounds like s*x is always an option, which is different than a "platonic cuddle buddy" because any escalation is already denied.
Personally i like cuddling but i wouldnt wanna do it with someone that is adamantly against ever doing something more intimate than that with me
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No it's every time, we see each other 4-5x a week. Sorry you're boring with a low libido???
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No one is falling for anything. They're just both excuses to get into position to have s*x while maintaining that you're not going to have s*x.
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I get it, my point was that at least with the "just the tip" excuse it makes sense why it leads to s*x, because you're in a s*x mindset and you're naked and doing something sexual.
Cuddling doesn't have to be that way.
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Oh you have autism. That's cool but you should lead with that when we're discussing social situations.
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Comes off as a meow alt without being foreign lol
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Why should I when everyone else on here is neurodivergent or r-slurred
I am low key r-slurred
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buy a bodypillow
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I already cuddle my pillow sometimes lol
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Sew arms onto it so it can cuddle you back
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If it gets to that point I should just kms.
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Why not just get into a long term loving relationship?
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Because I'm busy with work rn
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It's okay tho that's what I tell myself too on the lonely nights
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It's true tho. I work insane hours and feel like trying to date and get to know someone would be stressful rn.
I'm looking for a new job but having no luck
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Yeah that's fair, it's tough getting to know and like somebody when you are going on dates. I think it's worth it, even if sacrificing time on the job. I would much rather be poorer and work less and have somebody I love to be with at home than the opposite.
The dating market and the job market is heck on earth right now, but it's never hopeless. Good luck out there queen
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You're right, both markets are dumpster fires right now
I wish I had quit and gotten a different job back when everyone was desperate for workers. I suppose I should be grateful I even have a job rn.
I hate feeling like this stagnation is never going to end, but yeah I'm not going to give up! Good luck to you too
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the closest thing you could do is attend a "cuddle party" if you're in the bay area or seattle.
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Is that a real thing?
omg yes it is:
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not into affirmative consent?
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Not into cuddling male feminists
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A friend of mine uses Grindr for cuddles. Gay dudes don't have to lie about not wanting s*x so there's no weirdness there.
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What would be the benefit for men? You foids always commercialize or commodify relationships, so what do men get out of it?
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I don't see it as a relationship, I just want to cuddle especially when I'm feeling lonely after work. Aren't there guys that feel the same way?
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Most guys are taught from a young age that touching someone for affection is more of a feminine thing, even if it's non-sexual, so you got to understand that most guys wouldn't be conformable with it unless they are a degen looking for
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Guess I'm stuck cuddling my pillow then
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Cats or dogs are cuddly. There's BorrowMyDoggy if you don't have a dog.
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I do have a cat and dog, pets are okay but not the same.
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I just checked and it's real which is incredibly sad on several levels.
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Then get a prostitute.
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That costs money and there are risks of getting robbed or AIDs. No thanks.
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So you want men to provide service to you for free while getting nothing in return. If you were a guy asking for an equivalent thing, all the females on here would come screeching incel at you.
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What do you mean nothing? We are both cuddling.
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And again, what does he get ouf of it if s*x is denied? I'm only applying your own foid standards here.
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idk why you're acting like the "no s*x" thing would be a surprise to the man. In this situation, he's made aware ahead of time it's just cuddles, if he wants more then obviously he can just choose not to meet up and cuddle.
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Where did I say or imply it would be a surprise?
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What does cuddling do for men?
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It feels nice
Especially if you're lonely
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Necessity is the birthing person of invention
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Me
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Get a pet
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I already have pets, they're great but it's not the same.
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I'm game if I get to sniff it.
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That is not cuddling
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