Every firefighter I've ever met has been fat, lazy, and worst of all, yt.
There are like two actual proper fires a month in the city I live in (2,000,000 + population) - the rest of the 'fires' would probably end just as quickly by letting them burn out on their own. So what are all firefighters doing the rest of the year? Fingering each other's asses and collecting government salaries. If you disagree with me I'll give you an hour to think of one solid example of a firefighter improving your life, i'll wait.
Anybody whose house burns down is a fricking r-slur and deserves it, they probably left their stupid scented candles next to a curtain. I'd rather let my house burn down then give any unearned heroics to a so-called firefighter.
before everybody goes 
at me - i realise most firefighters are volunteers, but that's actually worse. you want credit for not being paid to do nothing? that's called having a hobby frickwad, nobody gives medal to a bunch of fat losers who sit around in a school gym playing MTG and thats essentially all volunteer 'firefighters' are doing
if you know any firefighters I guarantee you they are secretly abusing their families
if any firefighters are reading this: i didn't ask for your help and i won't be giving you any credit for doing your job (or your hobby as it were). i know for sure that most of the fires i've ever seen have been deliberately started by fire'fighters' to get more attention. eat my butt and drink my melted shit, get a better job, leave your family alone
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I had two fires around my apartment building in three years and they were really fast, which is shocking since it's the Balkans
Last time some r-slur parked his car in the middle road to see what's happening and blocked one of those giant firefighter cars. One firefighter climbed down and started gesticulating at the driver who also climbed down from his car. Then the firefighter put down his helmet and started walking towards the car which caused the driver to climb back in and start moving his car. It was pretty cool
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firefighter probably just wanted to frick him (they're all peepeesuckers and anal male feminists)
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