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Will you sit down and enjoy a burger with me?
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Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Mmm to be honest, fast food slop tastes better than any organic well-sourced highly reputed burger I've ever tasted. It really hits the spot. This is probably because the fast food companies have spent billions of dollars on putting some kind of synthesized good flavor chemicals into the stuff, but man, it does really hit the spot aaaaaargh.
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There is exactly one good local regular burger Ive ever eaten and it was absurd and cheating because the place uses grass-fed beef (and will make you go to sleep
after you eat it because each patty is like a million calories).
But yes every single Slop McDouble is loaded with scientifically formulated flavor-chemicals to make it absolutely unique but also totally consistent everywhere and every time. And salt.
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Naw you see for the best quality meat you gotta go for farmed fish.
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I really like fast food. I'd eat it for every meal if it wouldn't kill me.
Most of that organic etc is just food snobbery + magical thinking anyway.
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That's because burgers should be simple. Patties should be small but still juicy, simple toppings, easy to bite into. Fancy burger places ruin it by overcomplicating what should be a simple concept (ground beef sandwich on a soft bun)
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I get it
And the fillet+-o-fish does that perfectly
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That's a filet-o-fish not a fricking burger
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I agree it's like comparing dirt to medium rare steak; the Fillet-O-Fish is THAT much better
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My new bulking plan is the Trumpmaxxed 2x Big Mac, 2x Fillet o Fish, bucket of KFC and 4x large fries. I am becoming more powerful than you can imagine
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