be me

be 22 year old sexy Indian dude carpenter

employer gets lucrative college maintenance contract

be called out to off campus housing due to a deck collapse.

in hoodie, just there to do estimate and mark repair areas.

it's in bad part of the city. Frick.

BIPOC comes up to us while I'm looking over the deck, starts asking for cigarettes.

apuimpression.mp3 "I am not-ing have any cigarette, kindly go away and let me do my needful job."

BIPOC pulls bowie on me. Pull my taser and stab it into his belly before he can cut me or my foreman. Yell "Power! unlimited power!" Because Indian autism

tase him until he pisses himself, stamp on his hand, breaking three fingers and kick his knife away.

woop woop police take ages to show up. BIPOC is crying like a little girl

get looked at funny when witness says I did the Palatine bit. One trooper goes to his cruiser losing it in the front seat.

BIPOC cuffed, taken to ER. Charged with aggravated assault. I get off, with a warning to not break people's fingers unnecessarily.

foreman and I look at each other in my truck, start laughing and high fiving.

MFW my foreman, a 57 year old honkey who loves the cowboys and Jamey Johnson the singer, is a total star wars nerd and had to hold it together for over an hour.

!BIPOCs !fatsmellyuglyr-slurs 70yr old knows all the words to Take Her To the O

I would be more surprised if he didn't inject it tbhfam

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frick tha po-lice

Like do stupid people not even look up war dates before pretending to be important war heroes? When the frick do people think nam happened? It's like how people think the middle ages was like 1000 years ago because it sort of feels like that but nah.

>source

https://www.fastcompany.com/91189672/branding-news-trump-taylor-swift-themed-merch-campbell-soup-mcdonalds-collab-crocs

>Theyre rebranding to children, they even say it without coming out and saying it. Its messed up when these are the same people who will say that children at the age 10 shouldnt transition but would appeal food with chemicals that induces an early stage disease that may already be dorment in their genes such as diabetes, or hpv.*

While most people automatically connect the name Campbell's to its iconic soup products, they might struggle to name any other brands in the company's portfolio. However, Campbell's is actually the parent company to several recognizable household favorites, including Goldfish, Pepperidge Farms, V8 juices, and Prego and Rao's sauces. The new name change is likely a play to establish the Campbell's name outside of its soup-based origins, which are less popular with younger consumers.

>'not popular with younger consumers ' theyre literally dropping the appeal to adults and placing all their cards on the table to the already blinded youth. They dont care, a child dies from their food and the ceo still has the same billionare connections Epstein had.

This actually isn't the first McDonald's x Crocs crossover. Late last year, the companies joined forces to release a somewhat haunting collection of mascot-themed shoes that included a pair of Grimace slides, a black-and-white striped Hamburglar pair, and a pair of bright yellow Birdie Crocs with just her big blue eyes staring out at the wearer.

>Btw, these arent adult sized crocs, so they would only be collectibles (such as the grimace slides) to adults. Anything colorful is usually the most poisonous in nature, just because you took us from nature doesnt mean you can take the nature from us. Mcdonalds has so little regulations when jt comes to food sercive, and im not speaking of the employees, but the facility in which we consider our food is ahndled with care and the upmost convenience of healthy and disinfected/clean working stations. The emeployess add that extra touch of human interactuon before you get your hashbrowns

Within an hour post-debate, the Harris-Walz campaign began selling friendship bracelets inspired by popular Eras Tour accessories, which sold out in under a day. And after Trump slammed Swift for her endorsement and claimed she would "pay a price" for it, his campaign also released an official (and deeply cringeworthy) T-shirt inspired by Swift's own merch. Instead of the singer's face, though, the shirt features a grid of Trump images that include his mugshot, a photo from the rally where he was shot in the ear, and several iterations of him raising his fist in the ear.

>you missed the part back in the paragraph where they sold bracelets to small children who appear at her show which shows me that if you have to appeal to the children, then just compare children getting bracelets to someon who may or may not have got shot in the ear

Shaq-A-Licious XL Gummies come in Original, which are fruit-flavored candies shaped like Shaq's face, and Sour, which are designed in shapes based on Shaq's nicknames: Diesel, The Big Cactus, and the Big Shamrock. According to Shaq himself, the oversized element is inspired by him being the "biggest kid in the candy store."

>i wont say much about this, because i actually like Shaquille. But whats the most used item to lure children into doing the dishes or taking out the trash but sweets? Targetting children exclusively is abd habit i hope he kicks. Hes not Micheal Jackson, he cant blame it on his childhood because tjats already been done before Shaquille.

Sorry for my commentary

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