Eyeless and fingerless Hezbollah is begging Daddy Iran to finally punish Israel r/worldnews is finding it very funny

The Islamic Republic of Iran is going into their third month of "hold me back bro" after Hamas-man went boom.

Behold! Our slowest missiles and drones!

They will arrive in 12 hours.

You forgot to send the flight path information.

You know you suck when even redditors dunk on you

...and Hezbollah realized that they were just a bunch useful idiots after Iran's reply of "lol, no".

Bold of you to assume they replied. Just left on "Delivered".

"Goddarn it, that's the third pigeon that I've sent to the ayatollah this week & still no reply…"

They aren't going to live this down any time soon

Plus at this point Hamas is on life support and Hezbollah is back in the stone-age

And countless young children with dead parents who will take up arms in the future against those they consider to have wronged them. I'm not saying they're right, just that people are dreaming of they think this will destroy Hamas.

Good, this means more dead muslims

I think a genuine war between Iran and Israel would be a very bad thing and assuming Iran is the same as a paramilitary organization is dangerously naive.

Possibly but Israel has handled worse. Israel would most likely steamroll even Iran. I'd love for Iran's top brass to be eliminated and give Iran a chance to escape. Iranian people would love to their oppression.

How exactly? I'm serious: what does this steamroll look like?

Look into Israel's history at any time The argument continues after this but it's full of

Calm down, they outnumbered and outgunned every other opponent every time, it's not David v Goliath it's just a David vs several smaller Davids

Odd argument bout whether Israel was actually outnumbered in all of it's countless wars against muslims

If Iran did that I have no doubt the US carrier group in the area would proceed to flatten every airbase, every missile silo, and every ship in the Iranian military.

They already did that and managed to kill one Muslim child with their fleet of missiles.

At this point his death was Allah's will

Running back to mummy? Already? We just started.

"Daddy, I'm scared. Can you come help?"

Daddy, that boy hit me. Do something. Daddy...! Daddy?!?!

These buttholes are stealing my joke

Until Hezbollah exhausts the anti missile systems.

Then you get jew soldiers running all over your tunnels

[...] Israel's enemies should understand that its air defense protects them more than it protects Israel.

Israel can't win a war against Iran. But it can cause massive short-term damage, including knocking out the oil and gas fields, that could destabilize the Mullahs. That's why Iran is holding back.

may i remind you that Israel would be the only side of that war that has a nuclear arsenal? Iran is holding back because they would be wiped out if Israel chose to use every option available to them

I still hope someone gets nuked, I don't even care who, slavs included. I just want to see nukes flying